msem-instigator

Equipped creature gets +0/+2 and has menace.
Equip {1}

When Spiked Burrower dies, if it didn't have a counter on it, return it to the battlefield under your control with a +1/+1 counter or a lifelink counter on it.

Target player reveals their hand. Exile a nonland card from it and put a secret counter on it. As long as that card remains exiled, that player may pay {2} any time they could cast a sorcery to put it into their hand.
{X}{B}{B}, Exile Swipe Secrets from your graveyard: Until end of turn, you may cast target card you exiled with a secret counter on it and mana value X without paying its mana cost.

Advance {3}{B}{B} (Cast this for {3}{B}{B} to advance it as it enters. {3}{B}{B}: Advance this as a sorcery.)
Whenever Tireless Archivist advances, search your library for a card, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

At the beginning of each end step, put a +1/+1 counter on equipped creature for each creature that died this turn.
Equip {1}

Deathtouch

Enchant player
At the beginning of enchanted player's upkeep, they choose one —
• That player reveals their hand and discards a card.
• That player discards a card at random.

Choose one, then choose another for each card named Unrelenting in your graveyard.
• Creatures get -1/-1 until end of turn.
• Create a 2/2 blue Elemental creature token.
• Each opponent loses 3 life and you gain 3 life.
• Search your library for a card with mana value 4 or greater, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Advance {4}{B}{B} (Cast this for {4}{B}{B} to advance it as it enters. {4}{B}{B}: Advance this as a sorcery.)
Flying
Whenever Valinov Siphoner advances, target player loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.

Vampire Partaker can't block.
Sacrifice a creature: Put a +1/+1 counter on Vampire Partaker. You gain 1 life. Activate only as a sorcery.

Advance {5}{B}{B} (Cast this for {5}{B}{B} to advance it as it enters. {5}{B}{B}: Advance this as a sorcery.)
Whenever Well-Oiled Sniper advances, target creature gets -3/-3 until end of turn.

Whenever you make first contact, Abrasive Citizen gets +3/+0 until end of turn. (You make first contact the first time each turn you cast a spell with a name not in your graveyard or control already.)

Aspiring Dragon has flying and haste as long as you control another Dragon.
{2}{R}{R}: Aspiring Dragon gets +3/+0 until end of turn.

When Barhopping in Minei enters the battlefield, draw up to four cards, then put twice that many drink counters on Barhopping in Minei.
Your maximum hand size is reduced by the number of drink counters on Barhopping in Minei.

Enchant two nonland permanents you control
Once each turn, when you activate an ability of one of the enchanted permanents, you may put a +1/+1 counter, a loyalty counter, or a charge counter on each enchanted permanent. (They can be different counters.)

Advance {1}{R} (Cast this for {1}{R} to advance it as it enters. {1}{R}: Advance this as a sorcery.)
Whenever Blitz Breaker advances, its power becomes equal to the amount of noncombat damage that's been dealt to your opponents this turn. (This effect lasts indefinitely.)

Target attacking creature gets +3/+3 until end of turn. If it's an artifact creature, it gains trample until end of turn.

First strike
Whenever you make first contact, Callous Conduit deals 1 damage to target player or planeswalker. (You make first contact the first time each turn you cast a spell with a name not in your graveyard or control already.)

Create a 1/1 colorless Construct artifact creature token. For each other card named Competing Design in your graveyard, create a colorless Canister artifact token with “{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add {C}.”

Whenever you cast a spell for an alternate cost, create two 1/1 red Elemental creature tokens.
Whenever you cast a red spell from your hand, reveal the top card of your library. If that card has a lesser mana value, you may cast it without paying its mana cost. Otherwise, draw a card, then discard a card.

Flying
Whenever you make first contact, Curio Hellkite deals 2 damage to any target. (You make first contact the first time each turn you cast a spell with a name not in your graveyard or control already.)

Target creature gets +2/+0 and gains first strike until end of turn. If it's a Dragon, put a +1/+1 counter on it.

Advance costs you pay cost {1} less.
You may activate advance abilities of permanents you control any time you could cast an instant.

Exile the top five cards of your library. You may play Dragon cards exiled this way as long as they remain exiled. You may play other cards exiled this way until the end of your next turn.

Shuffle your library, then exile the top two cards. Until end of turn, you may play one of those cards. Whenever you play a card exiled with Goddess' Whimsy this turn that doesn't share a card type with another card played this way, repeat that process.