msem-instigator

Tap an untapped Human you control: Dignitary's Rickshaw becomes an artifact creature until end of turn.
Inspired — Whenever Dignitary's Rickshaw becomes untapped, create a 2/1 red and white Fox creature token. It gains haste. Sacrifice the token at the beginning of the next end step.

Hexproof

Dire Dive enters tapped unless another player controls a land that could produce {B} or {R}.
{T}: Add {B} or {R}.

Surveil 1. You draw a card and you lose 1 life. (To surveil 1, look at the top card of your library. You may put that card into your graveyard.)
Tether (Then if you cast this from your hand, you may exile it tethered to a creature you control. When it dies, you may cast this from exile without paying its mana cost.)

Each opponent loses 2 life. Scry 1.
Showcase {3}{B} (Then if you cast this for its showcase cost, create a 1/1 red Bard creature token that can't block and exile this. Whenever it attacks, you may cast a free copy of this.)

Return target artifact or creature to its owner's hand.

When Diseased Prophet enters, each opponent loses 1 life.
Revive {B} ({B}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Create a token that's a copy of it except it has no mana cost. Revive only as a sorcery.)

Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.

Dismal Backwater enters tapped.
When Dismal Backwater enters, you gain 1 life.
{T}: Add {U} or {B}.

Counter target instant spell.

Choose one —
• Dispersive Volley deals 1 damage to each of up to three target attacking or blocking creatures.
• Target player sacrifices an enchantment.

Choose one —
• Target player sacrifices an artifact.
• Target player sacrifices an enchantment.

When Distant Lover enters, create a 1/1 colorless Citizen creature token.

Distant Path enters tapped unless you control one or fewer other lands.
{T}: Add {W} or {U}.
Cycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard a card or pay {2}.
Distant Thunder deals 3 damage to any target.

Choose one or both —
• Destroy target creature with mana value 1 or less.
• Each player discards a card.

Whenever you cast your second spell each turn, you may tap target creature and put a stun counter on it.

Whenever you make first contact, put a patch counter on Distraction Doll. (You make first contact the first time each turn you cast a spell with a name not in your graveyard or control already.)
{T}: Exile Distraction Doll and target creature with mana value less than or equal to the number of patch counters on it.

As long as your deck contains only red and colorless cards, your minimum deck size is reduced by eight.

Scry X. (Then exile this card. You may cast the creature later from exile.)

Choose one or both —
• Tap target creature.
• Untap target creature.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has “Whenever this creature deals damage to an opponent, you may draw a card.”

Enchant creature
Whenever enchanted creature attacks or blocks, its controller gets a poison counter.

Spells your opponents cast cost {1} more to cast.
Spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.

At the beginning of your end step, if you have no cards in hand, draw a card.
{2}{U}, {T}: Sacrifice any number of nontoken creatures. Create an X/X blue Horror creature token for each of those creatures, where X is the total power of those creatures.