Land
{T}: Add {C}.
{3}{R}: Until end of turn, Defect's Precinct becomes a 3/3 creature. It's still a land. It has trample if {G} was spent to activate this ability, has vigilance if {W} was spent, and has hexproof if {U} was spent.
A two-story robot won't solve all your problems, but it certainly solves a lot.