Menace, haste Invocation — Whenever you spend four or more mana to cast a spell or activate an ability during your turn, return Deathless Butcher from your graveyard to your hand.
Reprise {4}{U}(As you cast an instant or sorcery spell, you may exile one card with reprise from your graveyard and pay its reprise cost. If you do, add its effects to that spell.) Target player mills a card. Create X tapped 2/2 black Zombie Pirate creature tokens, where X is the total number of cards milled by this spell.
When Blessed Bladewright enters, create a Weapon token. (It's an Equipment artifact with “Equipped creature gets +1/+1” and equip {2}.) Whenever an Equipment token you control enters, attach it to up to one target creature you control.
{T}: Add {C}. {3}{R}: Until end of turn, Defect's Precinct becomes a 3/3 creature. It's still a land. It has trample if {G} was spent to activate this ability, has vigilance if {W} was spent, and has hexproof if {U} was spent.
A two-story robot won't solve all your problems, but it certainly solves a lot.
Flying, haste {2}{B}: Devourer of Dread gets +1/+1 until end of turn. If there are three or more creature cards in your graveyard, put a +1/+1 counter on Devourer of Dread instead.
“Shed all fears, lest Phenax take them for himself.” —Kalemne, disciple of Iroas
Enchant opponent Whenever a creature enters under enchanted player's control, that creature gets -0/-2 until end of turn unless that player pays 2 life.
The rhyllia flower is infamous in Shiryen for its ability to make a man go mad.
Foretell {3}{B}(During your turn, you may pay {2} and exile this card from your hand face down. Cast it on a later turn for its foretell cost.) Each opponent discards three cards.
“I wouldn't trust that Lord Yaran as far as I could throw him, my Queen.” —Hugo, Yroncaster courtier
Once each turn, when another creature dies, you may crystallize. (Put a +1/+1 counter on a creature you control or create a Treasure.) Whenever an artifact you control dies, Nihilistic Shock Trooper deals 1 damage to each opponent.
Vigilance Whenever Karoa's Vanguard or another Knight you control enters, if an opponent controls more lands than you, you may search your library for a Plains card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
When Chronic Traitor enters, each player sacrifices a creature. If Chronic Traitor's paranoia cost was paid, each player sacrifices two creatures instead. Paranoia {2}{B}{B}(You may cast this spell for its paranoia cost when a permanent you control leaves the battlefield.)
When Seafloor Wreckage enters and when you sacrifice it, search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. {1}{G}, Sacrifice Seafloor Wreckage: Draw a card. Cycling {2}({2}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)
Poisonous 2 (Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, that player gets two poison counters.) When Sankataar Scourge dies, if it attacked this turn, target opponent gets a poison counter.
Creatures you control gain flying until end of turn if you control a creature with flying. The same is true for first strike, double strike, haste, hexproof, indestructible, lifelink, trample, vigilance, and prowess.
Vigilance, trample Whenever another Horror you control enters, choose one — • Destroy target artifact or enchantment. • You gain 4 life. • Apex Abomination fights another target creature.
Align X (Choose modes with total ★ less than or equal to X. You may choose modes multiple times.) • ★ — Draw two cards, then discard two cards. • ★★ — Draw three cards, then discard a card. • ★★★★★ — You may cast a spell from your hand and from your graveyard without paying their mana costs.