msem-instigator

Whenever Morbid Mimic enters or attacks, exile up to one target creature card from a graveyard.
Morbid Mimic has all activated abilities of cards exiled with it.

Whenever you tap a land for mana, add one mana of any type that land produced.
Whenever you cast a spell with mana value greater than the number of lands you control, sacrifice a land.

Sacrifice a creature or discard a card: Exile the top card of target player's library. You may cast that card for as long as it remains exiled. Any player may activate this ability but only once each turn and only during their turn.
You and permanents you control have hexproof from spells that were exiled with Mr. Jackston or that share a name with a card exiled with Mr. Jackston.

At the beginning of your upkeep, if there are no noncreature cards in your graveyard, you may return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Destroy target creature. Recruit. (Create a 0/0 white Soldier Army creature token, then put a +1/+1 counter on each Army you control.)

Whenever an opponent discards a card, exile it. You may cast that card as long for as it remains exiled, and you may spend black mana as though it were mana of any color to cast that spell.

You may cast Oil the Mind from your graveyard.
Target player mills three cards.
If Oil the Mind was cast from your graveyard, conjure a card named Fatigue and put it on top of your library. (It's a colorless sorcery that costs {2} with “Draw a card.”)

Whenever you attack with one or more Pirates, create that many 1/1 white Bird creature tokens with flying that are tapped and attacking. At end of combat, choose one of those tokens, then exile the rest.

Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, copy it. You may choose new targets for the copy. Overclock deals X damage to you, where X is the number of spells you've cast this turn.

Encourage ({T}: Another target creature you control gets +1/+1 until end of turn. Encourage only as a sorcery.)
Whenever Paladin's Attendant encourages a creature, that creature gains first strike until end of turn.

When Patient Herbology enters, rouse 2. (Distribute two +1/+1 counters among permanents you control. If they aren't creatures, tap them and they become 0/0 creatures in addition to their other types.)
Sacrifice Patient Herbology: Untap target land. You gain 2 life.

Reveal the top two cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand, then target opponent may have you put the other on the bottom of your library. (Otherwise put it back on top.)

Whenever a source you control deals damage to an opponent this turn, exile the top card of your library. You may play it this turn.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature is a Horror with base power and toughness 3/3 and loses all other creature types and abilities.
Whenever enchanted creature deals combat damage to a creature, create a token that's a copy of Plagas Infestation and attach it to the damaged creature.

Flying
When Planchette Poltergeist enters, you may exile target creature. Its owner may cast it from exile for as long as it remains exiled.

Draw two cards, then discard two cards. Then if you cast Price of Wisdom from your graveyard, create a 3/3 blue Sphinx creature token with flying.
Flashback {4}{U}{U} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Whenever you cast a spell, you gain 1 life for each of its colors other than white.

When Prized Holsteins enters, create a 2/2 white Dwarf creature token.
When Prized Holsteins leaves the battlefield, you gain 2 life.

At the beginning of your upkeep, you may exile a card from your hand with a knowledge counter on it. If you do, draw a card. Then you may have Professor Adelia become a copy of any permanent card you own in exile with a knowledge counter on it, except it has this ability.

Whenever Professor's Assistant becomes tapped, add {R}. Until end of turn, you don't lose this mana as steps and phases end.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature can't attack or block.
Foresee — As you draw Prophecy of Peace, you may reveal it and pay {W}. When you do, target creature can't attack or block this turn.

Defender (This creature can't attack.)
Whenever you cast a spell during an opponent's turn, scry 1. (To scry 1, look at the top card of your library. You may put that card on the bottom of your library.)

Haste
Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, Pupil of Lightning gets +1/+1 until end of turn. If you cast that spell from your graveyard, put a +1/+1 counter on it instead.

Flash
When Qililia's Scavenger enters, look at the top six cards of your library. You may put a Merfolk card with lesser mana value from among them onto the battlefield. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
Other Merfolk you control get +1/+1.

Creatures you control get +2/+0.
Whenever a creature you control is dealt damage, it deals that much damage to you.