msem-instigator

If Professor Haldean would leave the battlefield, exile him instead.
Whenever you cast a spell, you may untap Professor Haldean and another target permanent.
{T}: Professor Haldean deals 1 damage to each opponent.

{1}, {T}: Copy target activated or triggered ability you control. You may choose new targets for the copy.
{3}{U}, {T}: Copy target spell you control. You may choose new targets for the copy. (A copy of a permanent spell becomes a token.)

Whenever another nontoken creature you control enters, if it has a different name than each other creature you control and card in your graveyard, you may create a token that's a copy of it.

Surveil 3. Then you gain 3 life and draw three cards. (To surveil 3, look at the top three cards of your library, then put any number of them into your graveyard and the rest on top of your library in any order.)
Cycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

When Project Head enters, investigate. (Create a colorless Clue artifact token with “{2}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card.”)
{2}{U}, Exile Project Head: Shuffle your hand and graveyard into your library, then draw seven cards. Activate only if you control seven or more artifacts.

You may play Promethean Grotto from your graveyard.
{T}: Add {C}.
Cycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Flying
Whenever a creature you control attacks alone, choose one —
• Exile target creature with power less than that creature's power.
• Put two +1/+1 counters on that creature.
• That creature gains first strike and lifelink until end of turn. Untap it.

Search your library for a nonland card, reveal it, and put it into your hand, then shuffle. Until the end of your next turn, spells you cast with the same name as that card cost {3} less to cast.

Whenever a nontoken creature dies, you may exile that card from its owner's graveyard. If you do, return each other card exiled with Prop Recycling to its owner's graveyard.
At the beginning of combat on your turn, create a token that's a copy of a card exiled with Prop Recycling.

Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, put a +1/+1 counter on it, then proliferate. (You choose any number of permanents and/or players with counters on them, then give each another kind of a counter already there.)
Equip {2}

At the beginning of your upkeep, you may pay 2 life. When you do, proliferate. (You choose any number of permanents and/or players with counters on them, then give each another kind of a counter already there.)

At the beginning of your upkeep, you gain 1 life.
Whenever one or more creatures attack you, you gain 1 life.

Each creature you control assigns combat damage equal to its toughness rather than its power.
Whenever another creature you control enters, creatures you control get +0/+1 until end of turn.

At the beginning of combat on your turn, choose one that hasn't been chosen —
• Creatures you control get +1/+1 and gain flying until end of turn.
• Creatures you control get +1/+1 and gain lifelink until end of turn.
• Creatures you control get +3/+3 until end of turn.
• Sacrifice each creature you control.

As Protean Jar enters, choose a creature type.
Each creature you control of the chosen type enters with an additional +1/+1 counter on it.
{2}: If Protean Jar isn't a creature, it becomes a copy of target creature you control of the chosen type, except it has Protean Jar's other abilities. Activate only as a sorcery.

Each other creature you control that's a Cleric or a Reflection gets +1/+1.
Protective Memory gets +3/+3 as long as you've gained life this turn.

Extort (Whenever you cast a spell, you may pay {W/B}. If you do, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain that much life.)
Whenever Protective Patron extorts a creature spell, that creature gains indestructible until your next turn.

Flash
Flying
When Protector of the City enters, choose target nonland permanent. Counter all activated abilities from that source and it can't attack, block, or activate abilities until Protector of the City leaves the battlefield.

Vigilance, haste
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, if that player has the lowest life total or is tied for the lowest life total, they gain control of Protector of the Innocent.

Flying
Experience (Whenever this creature attacks, if it has fewer than three +1/+1 counters on it, put a +1/+1 counter on it.)
Other creatures you control get +1/+1 for each +1/+1 counter on Protector of the League.

Sacrifice Proud Lion: Counter target spell that targets you.
Ride {1}{W} ({1}{W}: Transform this and attach it to target creature you control without a Steed. Ride only as a sorcery.)

Choose two or four —
• Prove Worthy has lifelink and can't be countered.
• Prove Worthy deals 3 damage to target player or planeswalker.
• Prove Worthy deals 3 damage to target creature or planeswalker.
• Conjure a card named Fatigue and put it on top of your library. (It's a colorless sorcery that costs {2} with “Draw a card.”)

At the beginning of combat on your turn, target creature you control explores three times. It attacks this combat if able and other creatures you control can't attack this combat. (Reveal the top card of your library. Put that card into your hand if it's a land. Otherwise, put a +1/+1 counter on that creature, then put the card back or put it into your graveyard.)

As an additional cost to cast this spell, pay any amount of life.
Search your library for a card. If you have 10 or less life, search your library for two cards instead. Put those cards into your hand, then shuffle.

{R}, {T}, Exert Provoker of Mountains: Create an X/X red Elemental creature token, where X is the number of spells you've cast this turn. (An exerted creature won't untap during your next untap step.)
{X}{X}{R}, {T}, Sacrifice Provoker of Mountains: Provoker of Mountains deals X damage to any target.