msem-instigator

[0]: Proliferate. (Choose any number of permanents and/or players, then give each another counter of each kind already there.)
[–2]: Exile target creature. Create a battle token with three defense and “When this battle leaves the battlefield, return the exiled card to the battlefield under its owner's control.” You're protecting it.
[–5]: Create two 0/0 black Phyrexian Germ creature tokens, then put two +1/+1 counters on each creature you control.