Each instant and sorcery card you own that isn't on the battlefield has inscribe. The inscribe cost is equal to its mana cost. (Exile that spell card inscribed on a creature you control. Whenever that creature attacks, its controller may cast a copy of the inscribed card without paying its mana cost. Inscribe only as a sorcery.)
Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, put a +1/+1 counter on it, then proliferate. (You choose any number of permanents and/or players with counters on them, then give each another kind of a counter already there.) Equip {2}