msem-instigator

Distorted (This creature can be blocked by tapped creatures but not untapped creatures.)

Creature tokens you control have hexproof.
{3}{G}: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature token.

Legendary spells you cast have nonlegendary cascade. (When you cast that spell, exile cards from the top of your library until you exile a nonlegendary nonland card that costs less. You may cast it without paying its mana cost. Put the exiled cards on the bottom in a random order.)

At the beginning of your end step, you may pay {W}. If you do, exile target creature you control, then return that card to the battlefield under your control.

Heretic (Whenever you cast a spell that doesn't share a color with this creature, it gets +1/+1 until end of turn.)
Discard a card: Abominable Mongrel gets +1/+1 and becomes the color of your choice until end of turn.

Abomination Sculptor has deathtouch and lifelink as long as it's attacking.

Whenever you make first contact, Abrasive Citizen gets +3/+0 until end of turn. (You make first contact the first time each turn you cast a spell with a name not in your graveyard or control already.)

Protection from noncreatures and from creatures with power 3 or less
Players dealt damage by Absurdity also get that many poison counters. (A player with ten or more poison counters loses the game.)
When Absurdity is put into a graveyard from anywhere, shuffle it into its owner's library.

When Abura-no-Oni enters, target player mills two cards.

Trample (This creature can deal excess combat damage to the player or planeswalker it's attacking.)
Cycling {G} ({G}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Wither (This deals damage to creatures in the form of -1/-1 counters.)
Abyssal Accuser must be blocked if able.

Haste
Disgraced 1 (This enters with a -1/-1 counter. Whenever it deals combat damage to a player, remove all -1/-1 counters from it.)

Wither (This deals damage to creatures in the form of -1/-1 counters.)
When Abyssal Familiar dies, it deals 1 damage to you and to any target.

After a player chooses two or more modes while casting a spell, you may pick one of those modes. That mode is no longer chosen. (That player doesn't pick targets or pay costs related to that mode. If a mode is chosen multiple times, only one instance of that mode is lost.)

You may exert Accursed Bear as it attacks. When you do, it gets +1/+0 and gains trample until end of turn. (An exerted creature won't untap during your next untap step.)

{T}, Pay 1 life: Surveil 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put that card into your graveyard.)
At the beginning of your end step, if your life total is less than 5, sacrifice Achet-Aton's Vizier. If you do, create a 4/4 black Demon creature token with flying.

Menace (This creature can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.)
When Achet-Aton, Living God enters, if your life total is less than 5, your life total becomes 5.
As long as you have 5 or more life, damage that would reduce your life total to less than 5 reduces it to 5 instead.

When Acolyte of Night dies, each opponent loses 1 life.

Indestructible
Legendary permanents you control have indestructible.

Whenever Adept Lieutenant attacks, create an Idol token. (It's an artifact with “{1}, Sacrifice this artifact: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. Activate only as a sorcery.”)
{1}, Sacrifice an Idol: Put a +1/+1 counter on Adept Lieutenant.

At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control four or more Swamps, you may exile target creature card from your graveyard. If you do, create a tapped token that's a copy of it except it's a black Mummy.

When Adept of Rations enters, create a Vial token. (It's an artifact with “{1}, Sacrifice this and another permanent: Draw a card. Activate only during your turn.”)
Tokens you control have “{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.”

Lifelink
When Adept of Transfusions enters, create a Vial token. (It's an artifact with “{1}, Sacrifice this and another permanent: Draw a card. Activate only during your turn.”)
Tokens you control have “{1}, {T}, Discard a card, Sacrifice this token: Draw a card.”

Prowess (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.)

{T}: Add one mana of any type that a land an opponent controls could produce.