Land
Weathered Fortress enters tapped.
{T}: Add {U} or {R}.
{U}{R}: Until end of turn, Weathered Fortress becomes a 1/4 blue and red Golem creature with with “When this creature attacks, switch its power and toughness until end of turn” and “Whenever this creature attacks or blocks, torment yourself.” It's still a land. (To torment yourself, lose 3 life unless you discard a card or sacrifice a nonland permanent.)