82 cards found
Abhorrent Academic

Abhorrent Academic {2}{B}

Creature - Horror Advisor
Skip your draw step.
Your maximum hand size is equal to Abhorrent Academic's power.
At the beginning of your upkeep, if you have fewer cards in your hand than your maximum hand size, draw cards equal to the difference.
2/2
  • MSEM Masters 2021
Abhorrent Confidant

Abhorrent Confidant {1}{B}

Creature - Human Horror
At the beginning of your end step, if you're horrific, you draw a card and you lose life equal to the number of cards in your hand. (You're horrific as long as you've sacrificed a permanent or discarded a card this turn.)
“His contacts are unthinkable, but their information is invaluable.”
—“A Town Called Nowhere”
2/1
  • Video Horror System
Apocalypse Awakens

Apocalypse Awakens {5}{U}{U}

Sorcery
Create an 8/8 blue Kraken creature token with hexproof.
Rerun (If you cast this from your hand, exile it as it resolves. Whenever a creature you control dies, you may cast this card from exile without paying its mana cost.)
“Ia, Ia!”
—“The Last Lighthouse Keeper”
  • Video Horror System
Aspiring Hero

Aspiring Hero {W}

Creature - Human
Whenever Aspiring Hero attacks alone, put a +1/+1 counter on it.
When Aspiring Hero dies, each opponent gains life equal to its power.
John was ecstatic to see someone heroic in these godforsaken tapes. At least, until he saw what happened to her.
2/1
  • Video Horror System
Avenger of Nature

Avenger of Nature {3}{G}{G}

Creature - Elk Horror
Trample
Whenever a player casts a noncreature spell, that player sacrifices a noncreature permanent.
“No littering.”
—“Midnight Hike”
5/4
  • Video Horror System
Beat & Batter

Beat & Batter {R}

Instant
Damage can't be prevented this turn. Beat & Batter deals 2 damage to target player, then 2 damage to each player that's gained life this turn.
“Break their legs and let them loose. See how far they make it.”
—“Farmhouse Massacre”
Bedfellow

Bedfellow {1}{B}{B}

Creature - Horror
Bedfellow can't block or be blocked.
Exile two cards from your graveyard: Bedfellow gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
“Honey, you're too old to be scared of monsters under the bed.”
—“Sleep Tight”
2/2
  • Video Horror System
Bloody Valentine

Bloody Valentine {1}{R}

Creature - Human
At the beginning of each player's end step, if they aren't horrific, Bloody Valentine deals 2 damage to that player. (You're horrific as long as you've sacrificed a permanent or discarded a card this turn.)
“What else would go in a heart-shaped box?”
—“Valentine's Day”
2/2
  • Video Horror System
Botched Experiment

Botched Experiment {1}{U}

Enchantment
Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to a player, you may sacrifice it. If you do, draw cards equal to that creature's power.
“Failure? No, merely bloody success.”
—“Doctor Fear”
  • Video Horror System
Brutalize

Brutalize {1}{B}

Sorcery
Target opponent sacrifices a creature.
Rerun (If you cast this from your hand, exile it as it resolves. Whenever a creature you control dies, you may cast this card from exile without paying its mana cost.)
“Finished just in time for the ninth inning.”
—“Timmy's First Home Run”
  • Video Horror System
Catastrophic Crash

Catastrophic Crash {R}{R}

Instant
Choose one. If you're horrific, you may choose both instead. (You're horrific as long as you've sacrificed a permanent or discarded a card this turn.)
• Destroy target artifact.
• Catastrophic Crash deals 3 damage to target creature.
  • Video Horror System
Communion

Communion {2}{R}

Sorcery
Gain control of target creature until end of turn. Untap it. It gains haste until end of turn.
Rerun (If you cast this from your hand, exile it as it resolves. Whenever a creature you control dies, you may cast this card from exile without paying its mana cost.)
“We reached for the stars. They reached back.”
—“The Crash Site”
  • Video Horror System
Corpsebark

Corpsebark {1}{G}

Creature - Plant
Defender
Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, you may exile target permanent card from your graveyard.
Sacrifice a land: Put a card exiled with Corpsebark into its owner's hand.
“The dead crawl out of every crevice they can.”
—“Midnight Hike”
0/4
  • Video Horror System
Cutthroat Carnie

Cutthroat Carnie {2}{G}{G}

Creature - Human Horror
Haste
Whenever a creature dealt combat damage by Cutthroat Carnie this turn dies, you may have Cutthroat Carnie fight target creature.
“Roses are red, violets are blue. Everyone's screaming, and you should be too.”
—“Premiere Showing”
4/4
  • Video Horror System
Damned Detective

Damned Detective {W}{U}

Creature - Human Advisor Detective
First strike
Noncreature spells cost {1} more to cast as long as their controller is horrific. (A player is horrific as long as they've sacrificed a permanent or discarded a card this turn.)
“Sally, VHS tapes can't kill people.”
—“The Collection”
2/2
  • Video Horror System
Dead End

Dead End {U}

Instant
Counter target spell if it wasn't cast from a player's hand.
“Stay on the path.”
—“Wrong Turn”
  • Video Horror System
Demented Brainiac

Demented Brainiac {2}{U}

Creature - Horror Advisor
When Demented Brainiac enters the battlefield and at the beginning of your upkeep, each opponent mills two cards.
{U}, Sacrifice Demented Brainiac: Exile each opponent's graveyard. Until end of turn, you may cast instant and sorcery spells exiled this way, and you may spend mana as though it were mana of any color to cast them.
1/3
  • Video Horror System
Demented Host

Demented Host {1}{G}

Creature - Human Insect Horror
Trample
At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice another creature. If you do, put X +1/+1 counters on Demented Host, where X is that creature's power.
“This is vile... Who recorded all of these?”
—John Furo, watching “Bug Problem”
2/2
  • Video Horror System
Derange

Derange {3}{B}

Sorcery
Target player discards two cards.
Rerun (If you cast this from your hand, exile it as it resolves. Whenever a creature you control dies, you may cast this card from exile without paying its mana cost.)
John entered the house with a sane mind, and left it with no mind to speak of.
  • Video Horror System
End of the Rainbow

End of the Rainbow {1}{R}

Sorcery
As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature.
Create X Treasure tokens, where X is the sacrificed creature's mana value.
“Not all treasure is worth finding.”
—“Saint Paddy's Day”
  • Video Horror System
Enshrouded Village

Enshrouded Village

Land
Enshrouded Village enters the battlefield tapped.
{T}: Add {G}.
{1}{G}{G}: Until end of turn, Enshrouded Village becomes a 4/4 Human creature with trample. Activate only if you're horrific.
“Keep your head down and don't stop.”
—“A Town Called Nowhere”
  • Video Horror System
Exorcise

Exorcise {2}{W}{W}

Instant
Exile target creature. Search its controller's graveyard and library for any number of cards with the same name as that creature and exile them. Then that player shuffles.
“In the name of all that is holy, begone!”
—“The Curse of Mary Lovejoy”
  • Video Horror System
Final Findings

Final Findings {3}{U}

Instant
Draw two cards.
Rerun (If you cast this from your hand, exile it as it resolves. Whenever a creature you control dies, you may cast this card from exile without paying its mana cost.)
“She was so close to the truth. Pity.”
—“The Collection”
  • Video Horror System
Foreboding Presence

Foreboding Presence {R}

Enchantment
Whenever a player casts a spell, put a doom counter on Foreboding Presence.
At the beginning of each player's end step, if no spells were cast this turn, sacrifice Foreboding Presence. It deals damage equal to the number of doom counters on it to that player.
  • Video Horror System
Forlorn Toymaker

Forlorn Toymaker {G}

Creature - Human Artificer
{1}{G}, {T}, Sacrifice another nontoken creature: Create two tokens that are copies of the sacrificed creature, except they're 0/1. Activate only as a sorcery.
“Your life is no longer pointless. I will fashion... a memento for you.”
—“The Dollmaker of East Street”
1/1
  • Video Horror System