Look at the top three cards of your library. Put two of them into your hand and the rest into your graveyard. You lose 2 life.
“It's simple, really. Spread rumors that only the Maker's Egg can kill you. Track the would-be ‘heroes' that set out to find it. And take it from them when they do.” —Zarad, the Final Adversary
Glitch {1}(Remove one [restriction] for each time you pay the glitch cost.) Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a [noncreature,] nonland card [with mana value 3 or less] from among them. That player discards that card.
Deathtouch Whenever a creature you control with deathtouch deals damage to an opponent, that player creates a black enchantment token named Blight with “At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 1 life.”
Glitch {1}(Remove one [restriction] for each time you pay the glitch cost.) Each opponent loses 3 life, discards a card, sacrifices a creature, then sacrifices a land. [You lose 3 life.] [Discard a card.] [Sacrifice a creature.] [Sacrifice a land.]
“A whole nation that only exists in flooded caverns deep beneath the earth? Of all the stories I have heard, traveler, yours has done by far the most to erode my faith in your species' intellect. Get out of my sight.”
Glitch {1}(Remove one [restriction] for each time you pay the glitch cost.) Target creature gains hexproof [from abilities] until end of turn and can't be blocked [by creatures with greater power than it] this turn.
Gain control of target creature with power less than or equal to the number of different creature types among creatures you control.
“We met on a battlefield. Cliché, I know. His skills impressed me so much that after I killed him, I tracked down his spawn point and offered him a job.”
(Add a quest counter as this enters. Sacrifice after 3.) Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, add a quest counter. Draw a card, then discard a card. Return up to two target instant and/or sorcery cards from your graveyard to your hand.
Enchant creature You choose whether enchanted creature attacks each combat rather than its controller (after its controller chooses which of their other creatures attack. That player still chooses the player or planeswalker it attacks.)
“The world isn't real. We're all puppets, and I can see the strings.”
Patient Optimizer gets +4/+4 as long as it has four or more kinds of counters on it. Whenever you draw your second card each turn, upgrade Patient Optimizer. (Give it one of the listed counters it doesn't already have.) • +1/+1 • Flying • Hexproof • Prowess
Flash Ocean's Edge Kraken enters with a hexproof counter on it. {6}{U}{U}, Remove a hexproof counter from Ocean's Edge Kraken: Return all other creatures to their owners' hands.