msem-instigator

As long as it's your turn, Defect 37 is a 7/7 Vehicle artifact with crew 2.
[+1]: Creatures and Vehicles you control get +1/+1 until end of turn.
[–1]: Put target permanent into its owner's library, third from the top. If Defect 37 is on the battlefield, return her to her owner's hand.
[–6]: Until end of turn, each noncreature, nonland permanent you control becomes a creature in addition to its other types with base power and toughness each equal to their mana value or base power, whichever is greater.

Flash
When Dehmi, Origin Seeker enters the battlefield, counter target spell an opponent controls unless that spell's controller has you create X 1/1 red Elemental creature tokens, where X is that spell's mana value.

Dekinn, Depths Spirit can't attack or block unless a player has lost 3 or more life this turn.
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player may create a Mountain token. If they do, Dekinn deals 3 damage to them.
When Dekinn dies or is put into exile from the battlefield, you may put him into his owner's library third from the top.

When Deputy Gibem enters the battlefield, post a bounty on each creature and each planeswalker. (Put a bounty counter on those permanents. Each of them have “When this permanent dies, each opponent draws a card” as long as it has a bounty counter on it.)

Rapport — Whenever Desraen, Serpent's Will and at least one other creature you control become tapped, you may cast target instant or sorcery card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard without paying its mana cost. If that spell would be put into your graveyard, exile it instead.

Flying
At the beginning of your upkeep, exile the top or bottom card of target player's library. That player loses life equal to that card's mana value.

When Diao enters the battlefield, create two 1/1 white Warrior creature tokens.
Whenever Diao attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on each attacking creature you control with the least power among those creatures.

When Diao, Dragoon Captain enters the battlefield, create three 1/1 red and white Warrior creature tokens.
Whenever a creature you control attacks, invigorate 1. (Choose a creature with the least power among creatures you control and put a +1/+1 counter on it.)

Distorted (This creature can be blocked by tapped creatures but not untapped creatures.)
Damage dealt to tapped creatures your team controls also causes you to gain that much life.
Whenever a nontoken creature you own dies, create a token that's a copy of it.

[+1]: Draw two cards.
[–1]: Until your next turn, Director Amitai Eliahu gains “Other nonland permanents lose all abilities.”
[–3]: You may discard a card. If you do, you may cast a spell that shares a color with that card without paying its mana cost.
[–9]: Until end of turn, play with your library revealed. You may cast spells from your library this turn.

Spells your opponents cast cost {1} more to cast.
Spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.

At the beginning of your end step, if you have no cards in hand, draw a card.
{2}{U}, {T}: Sacrifice any number of nontoken creatures. Create an X/X blue Horror creature token for each of those creatures, where X is the total power of those creatures.

Double strike, trample
Enchantment spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.
Whenever you put a lore counter on a Saga you control, Douglass, Star of the Show gets +1/+1 until end of turn.

{T}, Sacrifice an Equipment: Return target Equipment card from your graveyard to the battlefield. Activate only as a sorcery.

{T}: Add {G}.
{B/G}, {T}: Exile target card from a graveyard. If that card is a creature card, put a +1/+1 counter on Dovon, Verdant Experimenter and you gain 1 life.

First mate — Twelve or more cards in your starting deck have “gain control” or “exchange control” in their printed rules text. (If this card outside the game is your chosen first mate, you may swap it with a card in your opening hand.)
Dr. Telsi of the Ark can't be blocked.
Dr. Telsi gets +1/+1 for each permanent you control but don't own.

{2}{U}{B}, Sacrifice a creature: Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield with a finality counter on it. It gains myriad. (Whenever it attacks, for each opponent other than defending player, you may put a token that's a copy of this creature onto the battlefield tapped and attacking that player or a planeswalker they control. Exile the tokens at end of combat.)

You may look at the top card of your library any time.
You may play the top card of your library if it's a land card or a creature card with power 2 or less.

Flying
Whenever you cast a spell during an opponent's turn, Drosera and Nerium deals 1 damage to each opponent.
As long as Drosera and Nerium is tapped, you may cast spells as though they had flash.

Menace, haste
Whenever another creature dies, you get a blood counter.
{B}{R}, Pay two blood counters: Return Dthan, Who Bloodies the Sands from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Double strike
{3}{R}{W}: Create Hao'Tai's Blessing, a legendary red and white Aura enchantment token with enchant creature and “Enchanted creature gets +3/+3 and has flying” and attach it to Duan, the Fabled Rider.

When Duchess Odelia VII enters the battlefield, search your library for a nonland permanent card with mana value 1 or less, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Vigilance
Whenever an opponent casts a spell, create a Treasure token unless that player pays {1}, then create a 1/1 white Merfolk creature token unless that player pays {1}.
{W}{U}{B}{R}{G}, {T}: Other creatures you control get +3/+3 and gain vigilance and indestructible until end of turn.

As Duke Gerard Hoff enters the battlefield, an opponent gains control of it.
Duke Gerard Hoff can't attack its owner or planeswalkers that player controls.
Creatures your opponents control get +2/+1.

[+2]: You may discard a card. If you do, draw two cards.
[–3]: Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. It gains haste. Return it to your hand at the beginning of the next end step.
[–7]: Discard your hand, then draw seven cards. You may put an Edarna planeswalker card from your hand or graveyard onto the battlefield.