msem-instigator

Swarming Midden enters the battlefield tapped unless you control a basic Swamp.
{T}: Add {B}.
{1}{B}{B}: Swarming Midden becomes a 2/3 black Rat creature with menace until end of turn. It's still a land. Whenever it attacks this turn, create a 1/1 black Rat creature token with “This creature can't block.”

{T}: Add {C}.
{T}, Pay 1 life: Add {W}.
{5}{W}, {T}, Sacrifice Swaying Sands: Create three 1/1 white Bird creature tokens with flying. Activate only as a sorcery.

Flying
When Sweeper Drone enters the battlefield, create a Function token with “Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature named Sweeper Drone you control.” (It's an enchantment. As you cast an instant or sorcery spell, sacrifice any number of Functions to add their effects to that spell.)

Swiftwater Cliffs enters the battlefield tapped.
When Swiftwater Cliffs enters the battlefield, you gain 1 life.
{T}: Add {U} or {R}.

Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and protection from black and from red.
Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, that player loses 3 life unless they discard a card or sacrifice a nonland permanent. You discard a card, then you draw two cards.
Equip {2}

{5}, {T}, Tap an untapped creature you control: Put target card from your or a teammate's graveyard on top of its owner's library.

Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and has protection from green and from white.
Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, you may reveal the top five cards of your library. Put a creature card revealed this way into your hand, then put the rest into your graveyard. Destroy up to one target enchantment.
Equip {2}

Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and has protection from mana value 2 or less and from mana value 6 or greater.
Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, create a Food token and two Treasure tokens.
Equip {2}

Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage, you may return target creature card with mana value X or less from your graveyard to the battlefield, where X is the amount of damage dealt this way.
Equip {1}

Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and has protection from colorless and from multicolored. This effect doesn't remove Sword of Silver and Gold. (This permanent can't be targeted, dealt damage, enchanted, or equipped by anything colorless or multicolored.)
Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, you create a 2/2 colorless Spirit creature token and that player exiles the top three cards of their library.
Equip {2}

Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and protection from blue and from black.
Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, return up to one target creature card and up to one target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard to your hand.
Equip {2}

Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and has protection from white and from blue.
Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, until your next turn, spells that player casts cost {1} more to cast and spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.
Equip {2}

Equipped creature gets +2/+1.
Whenever a creature enters the battlefield under your control, you may have equipped creature gain your choice of flying, vigilance, first strike or trample until end of turn.
Equip {3}

Reach
Whenever another creature enters, untap Sylvan Subversive.

{T}, Sacrifice Synthetic Seedling: Choose a basic land type. Create a tapped colorless enchantment land token with the chosen type.

Augmented — When TD-3 Slyten Retriever enters the battlefield, if it's not a token and you've spent {W}{U}{B}{R}{G} to cast spells this turn, create a token that's a copy of it.
When TD-3 Slyten Retriever dies, draw a card and gain 3 life.

Whenever you attack, you may draw a card. If you do, discard a card.

Taifeng Shrine enters the battlefield tapped.
{T}: Add {W} or {U}.
{W/U}, {T}, Sacrifice Taifeng Shrine: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. Activate only as a sorcery.

Creatures you control with flying get +1/+1.
At the beginning of combat on your turn, target creature you control soars. (Put a flying counter on it. If it already has flying, put a +1/+1 counter on it instead.)

Takumi's Headquarters enters the battlefield tapped.
When Takumi's Headquarters enters the battlefield, you may mill two cards.
{T}: Add {W} or {U}.

{T}: Add {C}.
{1}, {T}, Tap an untapped creature you control: Add mana equal to that creature's mana cost.

Flying
Whenever a player taps a land for mana, return that land to its owner's hand unless they pay 1 life.
At the beginning of each end step, if an opponent controls no tapped lands, transform Tamaak, Drought of Life.

{1}, {T}: Tap target nonartifact creature.

Enchant creature
Whenever enchanted creature deals combat damage to a player, draw a card.