msem-instigator

You gain 2 life and draw two cards.

Enchant creature
You may cast this spell from your graveyard if it targets a legendary creature you control.
Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 and has deathtouch.

Target creature gets +1/+0 and gains first strike until end of turn. Put a deathtouch counter on it.

This spell costs {2} less to cast if you control a creature with a Tale.
Draw two cards.

Shuffle your hand and graveyard into your library, then draw a card for each spell you cast this turn.

Ward {2} (Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, counter it unless that player pays {2}.)
At the beginning of your end step, if you cast no spells this turn, exile the top card of your library. If it's a nonland card, you may cast it without paying its mana cost.

Trample
Whenever Crocheted Buddy attacks, if it's enchanted or you cast a spell that targeted it this turn, create a 1/1 colorless Construct Actor creature token.

You may play an additional land this turn.
Draw a card.
Acquiesce (If you cast this spell from your hand, exile it as it resolves. When one or more creatures you control deal combat damage to an opponent, you may cast this card from exile without paying its mana cost.)

Distribute four -1/-1 counters among any number of target attacking or blocking creatures.

Search your library for up to two land cards with basic land types, put them onto the battlefield, then shuffle. Sacrifice two lands at the beginning of the next end step.

Look at the top six cards of your library. For each permanent type, you may reveal a card of that type from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.

Hexproof
Whenever an enchantment you control enters, draw a card.

Hexproof
Crossworld Wanderer gets +1/+1 for each differently named land you control.

Extort (Whenever you cast a spell, you may pay {W/B}. If you do, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain that much life.)
Whenever Crowd Favorite extorts a spell, put a +1/+1 counter on Crowd Favorite.

Enchant creature
When Crown of Spores enters, germinate. (Put a +1/+1 counter on a creature or create a 1/1 green Saproling creature token.)
Enchanted creature gets +2/+2.

Equipped creature gets +2/+2.
Whenever equipped creature attacks, each opponent who controls more artifacts than you sacrifices an artifact. Opponents sacrifice creatures, enchantments, lands, and planeswalkers the same way.
Equip {1}{W}

Distorted (This creature can be blocked by tapped creatures but not untapped creatures.)
Other creatures you control with distorted get +2/+2.

You may play lands from your graveyard.

You may pay {B} and 4 life rather than pay this spell's mana cost.
Target creature gets -5/-5 until end of turn.

{2}, {T}: Draw a card. Crude Tablet doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step.

At the beginning of your upkeep, mill a card.
{B}, Sacrifice Cruel Consultation: Exile any number of cards from your graveyard. Create an X/X black Djinn Horror creature token, where X is the number of card types among cards exiled this way.

Gain control of target creature until end of turn. Untap it. Until end of turn, it gains haste and “This creature can't be blocked.”
{1}, Discard Cruel Heartbeat: Add one mana of any color. Scry 1.

Destroy target creature.
Create a Vial token. (It's an artifact with “{1}, Sacrifice this and another permanent: Draw a card. Activate only during your turn.”)

Whenever Cruising Schooner attacks, it gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
Crew 1 (Tap any number of creatures you control with total power 1 or greater: This Vehicle becomes an artifact creature until end of turn.)

Creatures you control get +4/+4 and gain trample until end of turn.
Coalesce {8}{G}{G} (You may cast this from your graveyard for {8}{G}{G}. If you do, it enters as a Horror creature after it resolves. Exile it if it would leave the battlefield or not resolve.)
Trample