msem-instigator

Skip your draw step.
At the beginning of your upkeep, shuffle your hand and graveyard into your library, then draw three cards.
You can't cast more than one spell each turn.

Prowess, haste
You may spend mana as though it were mana of any color to cast noncreature spells with mana value 3 or less.

At the beginning of your end step, create a 1/1 colorless Human creature. Put a sacrifice counter on it.
Creature tokens you control with sacrifice counters on them can't attack or block and have “Sacrifice this creature: Add {C}.”

At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player may pay {2} or 2 life. If they don't, they return a permanent they control to its owner's hand.

Improve {1} ({1}: Put a +1/+1 counter on this artifact. This costs {1} more to activate for each +1/+1 counter on it. Improve only as a sorcery.)
Whenever one or more creatures crew Cavalier Deluxe Roadster, you may phase out up to one of those creatures.
Crew 1. Activate only once during each of your turns.

At the beginning of your upkeep, choose an opponent. That player creates a 3/2 colorless Horror creature token.
{2}: Target opponent gains control of Deepdrinker's Effigy.

No more than two creatures can attack each combat.

Whenever a creature deals combat damage to you, that creature's controller gains control of Nightmare Alley.
{T}: Add {C}.
{1}, {T}: Target attacking creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn and can't be blocked this turn.

Whenever Aspiring Hero attacks alone, put a +1/+1 counter on it.
When Aspiring Hero dies, each opponent gains life equal to its power.

Exile target creature. Search its controller's graveyard and library for any number of cards with the same name as that creature and exile them. Then that player shuffles.

At the beginning of your end step, if you own a card in exile, create a 1/1 white Spirit creature token with flying.

Exile target creature. Return that creature to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next end step.
Rerun (If you cast this from your hand, exile it as it resolves. Whenever a creature you control dies, you may cast this card from exile without paying its mana cost.)

Creatures can't attack you or planeswalkers you control unless their controller pays 2 life for each of those creatures.

Players can't sacrifice creatures to cast spells or activate abilities unless that player sacrifices an additional creature. The same is true for discarding cards and paying life.

Flying
When Planchette Poltergeist enters, you may exile target creature. Its owner may cast it from exile for as long as it remains exiled.

Choose a creature. Exile the rest.

At the beginning of each end step, create X 1/1 white Spirit creature tokens with flying, where X is the number of nontoken creatures that died this turn.

As long as you control exactly one creature, no more than one creature can attack or block each combat.

Create an 8/8 blue Kraken creature token with hexproof.
Rerun (If you cast this from your hand, exile it as it resolves. Whenever a creature you control dies, you may cast this card from exile without paying its mana cost.)

Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to a player, you may sacrifice it. If you do, draw cards equal to that creature's power.

Counter target spell if it wasn't cast from a player's hand.

When Demented Brainiac enters and at the beginning of your upkeep, each opponent mills two cards.
{U}, Sacrifice Demented Brainiac: Exile each opponent's graveyard. Until end of turn, you may cast instant and sorcery spells exiled this way, and you may spend mana as though it were mana of any color to cast them.

Draw two cards.
Rerun (If you cast this from your hand, exile it as it resolves. Whenever a creature you control dies, you may cast this card from exile without paying its mana cost.)

Put target creature on the bottom of its owner's library. That player reveals cards from the top of their library until they reveal a creature card, then puts all cards revealed this way into their graveyard.

Spells your opponents cast that target Sheltered Snowman cost {2} more to cast.
Whenever you cast a spell from exile, put a +1/+1 counter on Sheltered Snowman. It can't be blocked this turn.