When Coercive Cardinal enters, choose an opponent. That player may have you gain 5 life. If the player doesn't, create two 1/1 white Cleric creature tokens.
“Give willingly, or give by force. The choice is yours.”
Choose up to one target land card and up to one target creature card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard. Return one to the battlefield and the rest to your hand.
Exile target creature. That creature's controller reveals cards from the top of their library until they reveal a creature card. That player puts that card onto the battlefield, then shuffles the rest into their library.
Untap target land. Scry 1. (To scry 1, look at the top card of your library. You may put that card on the bottom of your library.) Fabled {3}{G}{G}(Then if you cast this for its fabled cost, put it onto the battlefield transformed attached to that land.)
Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt to and dealt by target creature this turn. Inscribe {2}{U}({2}{U}: Exile this card from your hand inscribed on a creature you control. Whenever that creature attacks, its controller may cast a copy of the inscribed card without paying its mana cost. Inscribe only as a sorcery.)
Trample When Ghastly Progenitor enters, each opponent reveals their hand. Choose two nonland cards revealed this way. Their owners discard those cards.
Flying At the beginning of your upkeep, you may create a token that is a copy of target Aura you control and attach it to target permanent or player it could enchant. {2}, Sacrifice an Aura: Artiaburz gains indestructible and hexproof until end of turn.