msem-instigator

Distorted (This creature can be blocked by tapped creatures but not untapped creatures.)
If a spell or ability would target you, it targets each player instead.
Whenever an opponent attacks you with one or more creatures, tap all noncreature permanents that player controls.

Reach
Concord — Am'atambi's Fangs gets +1/+0 and has deathtouch as long as there are four or more card types among permanents you control.

When Kizoku Valiant enters or dies, you gain 2 life.
Art of war — At the beginning of your end step, if Kizoku Valiant dealt damage to an opponent this turn, put a +1/+1 counter on it.

Haste
Whenever Emonoru, Ema's Wings attacks alone, he gains flying and double strike until end of turn.

Survivors you control have vigilance.

Enchant creature (Target a creature as you cast this. This card enters attached to that creature.)
Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 for each enchantment you control and has first strike.

Once each turn, when you activate an ability of a permanent you control that isn't a mana ability, you may exile that permanent. If you do, return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next end step.

{2}, Sacrifice Bottled Fate: Put the top card and bottom card of your library into your hand.

Create two 1/1 green Elf Scout creature tokens. They gain reach until end of turn.

Lifelink
When Anointed Cursebreaker enters, you may exile target artifact or enchantment an opponent controls. When Anointed Cursebreaker is no longer on the battlefield, return the exiled card to its owner's hand.

Ward {2}
Whenever Brunig enters or attacks, you may shuffle a card you own from outside the game into your library. If you do, you gain 2 life.
Brunig gets +2/+2 and has trample as long as your library contains at least forty cards more than the minimum deck size.

Whenever this enchantment enters or one or more cards leave your graveyard, create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token.
{1}{W}, Discard a card: Tap target nonland permanent and put a stun counter on it. It loses all abilities for as long as it remains tapped.

Counter target activated or triggered ability of a nonland source. If an ability of a creature, enchantment, or planeswalker is countered this way, exile it.

Creatures your opponents control have haste.

When Dewdrop Oracle enters, reveal the top four cards of your library. You may put a noncreature card from among them into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.

Other Pirates you control get +1/+0.
Whenever another Pirate you control enters, Hookhand Freebooter deals 1 damage to any target.
When Hookhand Freebooter dies, create a Bullet token. (It's an artifact with “{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: It deals 1 damage to any target.)

Lifelink
Erratic (When this creature dies, reveal the top four cards of your library. Put a creature card that costs less than this revealed this way onto the battlefield and the rest on the bottom in a random order.)
Mirage {2}{W}{W} (You may cast this spell as though it had flash for its mirage cost. If you do, sacrifice it at the beginning of the next cleanup step.)

Flying
Tizerus Bats can't block unless you control another creature with flying.

Flying
Whenever an artifact you control leaves the battlefield, scry 1.

If you would draw a card, instead exile the top three cards of your library face down. You may look at those cards. Put a card exiled with Brainstorming Session into its owner's hand.
{X}{X}{U}, Sacrifice Brainstorming Session: Put X cards exiled with it into their owner's hand.

Equipped creature has haste.
Sacrifice Cinderblade: Equipped creature gains +2/+2 until end of turn.
Equip {1}

Flying
When Rushwater Hunter enters, you may return target creature to its owner's hand.

You may have Shaper of the Formless enter as a copy of any creature on the battlefield, except it has “{2}{U}: Target face-down creature becomes a copy of this creature until end of turn. Turn that creature face up. At the beginning of the next cleanup step, turn it face down.”

Shoupan Shrine enters tapped.
{T}: Add {B} or {R}.
{B/R}, {T}, Sacrifice Shoupan Shrine: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. Activate only as a sorcery.