msem-instigator

Whenever Daisite Express attacks, draw a card.
Whenever Daisite Express deals combat damage to a player, discard a card.

Whenever Blood Constrictor becomes blocked by a creature, you gain life equal to that creature's toughness.

{T}: Add {C}.
{4}{U}, {T}: Draw a card.
At the beginning of your end step, if you have eight or more cards in your hand, you may pay {5}{U}{U} and exile this land. When you do, take an extra turn after this one.

Menace, trample
Hellfreaks gets +1/+0 for each Curse you control.
Hellfreaks gets +1/+0 for each instant and sorcery card you own in exile and in your graveyard.

Siege Ent can't be blocked by creatures with power 2 or less as long as it's embattled. (A creature is embattled if it has a counter on it or a permanent you control attached to it.)

Glitch {2} (Remove one [restriction] for each time you pay the glitch cost.)
Improbable Aim deals damage to target creature or planeswalker equal to the number of [instant and sorcery] cards in your graveyard.

Reach
Hexproof (This creature can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control.)

As this creature enters, choose a creature type.
This creature is the chosen type in addition to its other types.
Other creatures you control of the chosen type get +1/+0.

Look at the top four cards of your library. Put two of them into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order. Create a tapped Treasure token.

Creatures blocking or blocked by Straw Officer have wither. (They deal damage to creatures in the form of -1/-1 counters.)

Whenever one or more creature cards leave your graveyard, Hadik's Cohort deals 2 damage to target opponent.

{T}: Add {C}.
At the beginning of your end step, if you control three or more enchantments, you may pay {W}. If you do, create a 0/1 white Llama creature token.

Enchant land
When Aid from Martoob enters, recruit. (Create a 0/0 white Soldier Army creature token, then put a +1/+1 counter on each Army you control.)
When enchanted land is tapped for mana, add one mana of any color.

You gain 3 life.
Conjure a card named Data-Point into your hand. (It's a sorcery that costs {2} with “Draw a card.”)

[+1]: Raidragos, the Vindictive deals 3 damage to target player or planeswalker and 1 damage to you.
[–2]: Until end of turn, creatures you control gain “{R}: This creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.”
[–8]: You get an emblem with “Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, this emblem deals 4 damage to each opponent.”

Planeswalker spells you cast cost {1} less to cast for each storied permanent you control. (Enchantments and legendary permanents are storied.)

Enchant land
Whenever enchanted land is tapped for mana, its controller adds two mana in any combination of colors (in addition to the mana the land produces.)

Distorted (This creature can be blocked by tapped creatures but not untapped creatures.)
Spells you cast from zones other than your hand cost {3} less to cast.

Target player mills X cards, where X is the number of cards named Against the Waves in your graveyard. Draw a card, then conjure three cards named Against the Waves and shuffle them into your main library.

Ferocious — If you control a creature with power 4 or greater, you may cast Dragon Grip as though it had flash. (You may cast it any time you could cast an instant.)
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +2/+0 and has first strike.

Exile up to two target permanents you control, then return those cards to the battlefield under your control.

Target creature gets +X/+X and gains trample until end of turn, where X is the number of lands you control.
Fabled {4}{R}{G} (Then if you cast this for its fabled cost, put it onto the battlefield transformed attached to that creature.)

As Toxic Spring enters, you may tap an untapped creature you control. If you don't, Toxic Spring enters tapped.
{T}: Add {U} or {B}.

Haste
Whenever Desperate Reconnoiterer becomes untapped, scry 1.

Destroy target artifact or enchantment. Create a 1/1 green Saproling creature token.