Unstoppable Slaughter deals 1 damage to each creature and each player. Whenever a creature dealt damage by Unstoppable Slaughter this turn dies this turn, repeat that process.
Tithe (When this creature enters, you may tap three other artifacts and/or creatures you control.) When Wailing Chorus enters, each opponent discards a card. If its tithe was paid, each opponent discards two cards instead.
Pressure {1}{G}{G}(You may cast this spell for its pressure cost if seven or more cards are in your graveyard.) Trample Whenever Triplicate Monstrosity deals combat damage to a player, draw a card.
As long as it's your turn, planeswalkers you control are X/X creatures with indestructible that are still planeswalkers, where X is the number of loyalty counters on them. Prevent all damage that would be dealt to planeswalkers you control during your turn.
When Maaru, Tomb Guardian enters, create three Treasure tokens. Each Treasure you control is an artifact creature with power and toughness each equal to the number of Treasures you control.
Maaru guards a tomb of a forgotten artificer with an unforgettable wealth.
Alpha (You may have this creature enter with a +1/+1 counter on it. If you do, it becomes alpha and can only attack alone.) Battering Swine attacks each combat if able.
When Prismatic Basilisk enters, you may search your library for a permanent card with mana value 1 or less, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. {2/W}{2/U}{2/B}{2/R}{2/G}: Prismatic Basilisk gets +5/+5 and gains flying until end of turn.
Search your library and/or graveyard for a creature card with mana value X or less and put it onto the battlefield with an additional -1/-1 counter on it. If you search your library this way, shuffle.
When Everything Is Going Great enters, create a 4/4 Elemental creature token that's all colors. At the beginning of your end step, exile up to one other target nonland permanent you control, then return it to the battlefield under your control.
If you would draw a card, you may skip that draw. If you do, create a tapped Treasure token and exile the top card of your library. You may play that card this turn.
“I'm sure those imbeciles up in Stoneport can dig up whatever you've got scribbled on that grocery list, but they'll never find you anything quite like this.”
You may put cards with mana value 2 or less that permanents you control explore into your hand as though they were lands. (You won't get the counter if you do.) Whenever Torch of Those Underfoot attacks, it explores. (Reveal the top card of your library. Put it into your hand if it's a land. Otherwise, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature, then you may put that card in your graveyard.)
Whenever a nonbasic nontoken land enters under an opponent's control, create a tapped colorless land token named Fading Rift with “{T}, Sacrifice this land: Add one mana of any color.”
“I can assure you, no one else in the Zhedina has prices as competitive as ours.”