msem-instigator

[+1]: Create a 1/1 black Faerie creature token with flying and a 2/2 white Spirit Noble creature token with lifelink.
[–X]: Target creature gets -X/-X until end of turn. Its controller loses X life.
[–7]: You get an emblem with “Whenever a permanent you control enters, you may have it gain flying and vigilance and become a 4/4 Angel creature in addition to its other types.” (This effect lasts indefinitely.)

Gain control of target noncreature, nonland permanent with mana value X.

Bleed {1}{U/R} (You may cast this spell for its bleed cost if an opponent has lost life this turn.)
Copy target instant or sorcery spell. You may choose new targets for the copy.

Exile any number of target cards in exile. (They become new objects that have just been exiled.)
Draw a card.

Exile up to one target card from a graveyard. If you do, create a 1/1 green Spirit creature token.
Coalesce {7}{G} (You may cast this from your graveyard for {7}{G}. If you do, it enters as a Horror creature after it resolves. Exile it if it would leave the battlefield or not resolve.)

Protection from noncreatures and from creatures with power 3 or less
Players dealt damage by Absurdity also get that many poison counters. (A player with ten or more poison counters loses the game.)
When Absurdity is put into a graveyard from anywhere, shuffle it into its owner's library.

Choose land or nonland. Reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a card of the chosen kind. Put that card into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Search your library for a basic land card and put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. You gain 1 life for each land you control.

When Abura-no-Oni enters, target player mills two cards.

Abyss Howler must be blocked if able.
Whenever Abyss Howler becomes blocked, defending player loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.

Trample (This creature can deal excess combat damage to the player or planeswalker it's attacking.)
Cycling {G} ({G}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Deathtouch
Abyss Surger enters with X +1/+1 counters on it, where X is the greatest power among creature cards in your graveyard.

Wither (This deals damage to creatures in the form of -1/-1 counters.)
Abyssal Accuser must be blocked if able.

Haste
Disgraced 1 (This enters with a -1/-1 counter. Whenever it deals combat damage to a player, remove all -1/-1 counters from it.)

Wither (This deals damage to creatures in the form of -1/-1 counters.)
When Abyssal Familiar dies, it deals 1 damage to you and to any target.

When Abyssal Nightcaster enters, each player exiles a card from their hand.
When Abyssal Nightcaster dies, you may play cards you don't own from exile this turn.

{B}, {T}, Discard a card: Search your library for a card, then shuffle and put that card on top. You lose 2 life.

When Abyssal Pact enters, you draw two cards and each player loses 2 life.
Players can't gain life.
Damage can't be prevented.

Whenever Abyssal Stalker attacks, defending player discards a card at random.
When Abyssal Stalker dies, you may choose a creature. If you do, exile Abyssal Stalker. When the chosen creature leaves the battlefield, return Abyssal Stalker from exile to the battlefield tapped.

Flying
Whenever Acabo, the Fabled Falcon attacks, you choose how up to one target creature an opponent controls blocks this turn.

Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, put a +1/+1 counter on it and draw a card.
Equip {1}

After a player chooses two or more modes while casting a spell, you may pick one of those modes. That mode is no longer chosen. (That player doesn't pick targets or pay costs related to that mode. If a mode is chosen multiple times, only one instance of that mode is lost.)

When Academy Renegade enters, it deals damage to target creature you don't control equal to the number of Wizards you control.
Whenever Academy Renegade attacks, it deals damage to defending player equal to the number of Wizards you control.

Draw three cards. Discard two cards at the beginning of the next end step.

Exile target creature or planeswalker and up to one target card from its controller's graveyard.