msem-instigator

Haste
Whenever Abominable Auteur attacks, you may return target creature card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield. If that card's mana value was 1 or less, it enters tapped and attacking.

Heretic (Whenever you cast a spell that doesn't share a color with this creature, it gets +1/+1 until end of turn.)
Discard a card: Abominable Mongrel gets +1/+1 and becomes the color of your choice until end of turn.

Trample
Whenever another Horror you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on Abominable Xenoflora.

Destroy target creature with power 4 or greater. You gain 2 life.

Menace
Whenever Abomination Blackguard deals combat damage to an opponent, you may draw a card. If you do, you lose 1 life.

When Abomination Broodmother dies, create a 3/2 green Horror creature token.

When Abomination Emissary enters, target player mills six cards.

Abomination Sculptor has deathtouch and lifelink as long as it's attacking.

Destroy target creature or planeswalker.
Crystallize. (Put a +1/+1 counter on a creature you control or create a Treasure.)

Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield.
Fuse (You may cast one or both halves of this card from your hand.)

Whenever you make first contact, Abrasive Citizen gets +3/+0 until end of turn. (You make first contact the first time each turn you cast a spell with a name not in your graveyard or control already.)

Glitch {1} (Remove one [restriction] for each time you pay the glitch cost.)
Create a token that's a copy of target [noncreature] permanent [you control].

Abrupt Explosion deals X damage to any target.
Metamorph {X}{R} (You may cast this card face down as a 2/2 creature for {3}. Turn it face up and cast it at any time for its metamorph cost.)

Destroy target artifact or land.

[+1]: Create a 1/1 black Faerie creature token with flying and a 2/2 white Spirit Noble creature token with lifelink.
[–X]: Target creature gets -X/-X until end of turn. Its controller loses X life.
[–7]: You get an emblem with “Whenever a permanent you control enters, you may have it gain flying and vigilance and become a 4/4 Angel creature in addition to its other types.” (This effect lasts indefinitely.)

Gain control of target noncreature, nonland permanent with mana value X.

Bleed {1}{U/R} (You may cast this spell for its bleed cost if an opponent has lost life this turn.)
Copy target instant or sorcery spell. You may choose new targets for the copy.

Exile any number of target cards in exile. (They become new objects that have just been exiled.)
Draw a card.

Exile up to one target card from a graveyard. If you do, create a 1/1 green Spirit creature token.
Coalesce {7}{G} (You may cast this from your graveyard for {7}{G}. If you do, it enters as a Horror creature after it resolves. Exile it if it would leave the battlefield or not resolve.)

Protection from noncreatures and from creatures with power 3 or less
Players dealt damage by Absurdity also get that many poison counters. (A player with ten or more poison counters loses the game.)
When Absurdity is put into a graveyard from anywhere, shuffle it into its owner's library.

Choose land or nonland. Reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a card of the chosen kind. Put that card into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Search your library for a basic land card and put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. You gain 1 life for each land you control.

When Abura-no-Oni enters, target player mills two cards.

Trample (This creature can deal excess combat damage to the player or planeswalker it's attacking.)
Cycling {G} ({G}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Deathtouch
Abyss Surger enters with X +1/+1 counters on it, where X is the greatest power among creature cards in your graveyard.