msem-instigator

Creatures can't attack you unless their controller pays {2} for each of those creatures.
At the beginning of each opponent's end step, if you didn't lose life this turn, you get a glory counter. (You lose glory counters before life. A player with ten or more glory counters wins the game.)

Private Library enters tapped.
When Private Library enters, look at the top card of your library. You may put it into your graveyard.
{T}: Add {W} or {U}.

Choose one —
• Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt this turn.
• Counter target noncreature spell.

Vigilance, trample
Prized Marshcroaker can block an additional creature each combat.

Surveil 1, then draw a card. You lose 1 life.
Flashback—{B}, Sacrifice a creature. (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Once each turn, when one or more artifacts you control deals damage to an opponent, you may exile the top card of your library. You may play that card this turn. The same is true for enchantments, planeswalkers, instant spells, and sorcery spells.

Reveal the top card of your library and put that card into your hand. If it's a permanent card with mana value X or less, instead you may put it onto the battlefield. If you do and fewer than seven permanents have been put onto the battlefield this way, repeat this process. X can't be 0.

When you cast this spell, you may sacrifice a creature. If you do, copy this spell. (Copies keep functions.)
Search your library for a land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Exile target creature, enchantment, or planeswalker. You lose life equal to its mana value.

Discard a card, then return up to two creature cards from your graveyard to your hand.

Vigilance
Crew 2 (Tap any number of creatures you control with total power 2 or greater: This Vehicle becomes an artifact creature until end of turn.)

Target creature gains indestructible until end of turn. You gain 4 life.
Prophecy {G} (Once each turn, you may exile a card with prophecy as you reveal it. When you do, you may cast it for its prophecy cost as long as it's exiled.)

Cast this spell only before combat.
At end of combat this turn, return all creatures that attacked or blocked this combat to their owners' hands. If no creatures attacked or blocked this combat, draw two cards.

When Prod the Stitchwork enters, it deals 1 damage to target player. That player sacrifices a creature.
At the beginning of your end step, if an opponent was dealt damage by three or more sources this turn, exile the top card of your library. You may play it until the end of your next turn.

Prowess
Whenever Prodigal Spark is dealt damage, it deals that much damage to any target.

Profane Flames deals 4 damage to target creature or planeswalker.
Create an Idol token. (It's an artifact with “{1}, Sacrifice this artifact: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. Activate only as a sorcery.”)

Flying, lifelink
Pay 5 life: Put target permanent card in a graveyard onto the battlefield under your control.

When Profaner of Souls enters, you may return target creature card with mana value 2 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield.
Revive {6}{B} ({6}{B}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Create a token that's a copy of it except it has no mana cost. Revive only as a sorcery.)

At the beginning of your upkeep, you may exile a card from your hand with a knowledge counter on it. If you do, draw a card. Then you may have Professor Adelia become a copy of any permanent card you own in exile with a knowledge counter on it, except it has this ability.

If Professor Haldean would leave the battlefield, exile him instead.
Whenever you cast a spell, you may untap Professor Haldean and another target permanent.
{T}: Professor Haldean deals 1 damage to each opponent.

{1}, {T}: Copy target activated or triggered ability you control. You may choose new targets for the copy.
{3}{U}, {T}: Copy target spell you control. You may choose new targets for the copy. (A copy of a permanent spell becomes a token.)

Whenever another nontoken creature you control enters, if it has a different name than each other creature you control and card in your graveyard, you may create a token that's a copy of it.

Whenever Professor's Assistant becomes tapped, add {R}. Until end of turn, you don't lose this mana as steps and phases end.

Target player reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it. That player discards that card.
Conjure a card named Fatigue and put it on top of your library. (It's a colorless sorcery that costs {2} with “Draw a card.”)

Equipped creature gets +0/+3.
Whenever equipped creature dies, draw a card.
Equip {3}