msem-instigator

When Pirate's Cutlass enters, attach it to target Pirate you control.
Equipped creature gets +2/+1.
Equip {2} ({2}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

{T}: Add {C}.
{3}, {T}: Draw a card. Activate only if a creature died this turn.

Whenever an opponent casts a spell from a graveyard or without paying its mana cost, Piriman Stones deals 5 damage to them.

Pay 1 life, Exile a card from your graveyard: Piruz's Knight gets +2/+2 until end of turn. Activate this ability only once each turn.

When Piruz, the Fourth Shah enters, discard your hand. For each creature card discarded this way, create a 3/3 black Demon creature token with flying. For each other card discarded this way, you gain 3 life.
Monument {5}{B}{B} (You may cast this transformed from your graveyard for its monument cost. Exile it if it would leave the battlefield or not resolve.)

Whenever you cast a red spell, target creature gets +1/+0 and gains haste until end of turn.

Whenever a creature attacks you or a planeswalker you control, Pitfall Pangolin gets +1/+0 until end of turn.

Destroy target creature. Mill two cards.

Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a creature card from it and exile that card.
Ferocious — If you control a creature with power 4 or greater, instead choose a nonland card from their hand and exile that card.

Flash
When Pivot-Fist Meditant enters, choose a creature you control. Whenever that creature is dealt damage this turn, it deals that much damage to any other target.

Flying
Wither (This deals damage to creatures in the form of -1/-1 counters.)

Flash
Flying
When Pixie Procurer enters, copy target activated ability, triggered ability, or spell with mana value 2 or less. You may choose new targets for the copy. (A copy of a permanent spell becomes a token.)

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature is a Horror with base power and toughness 3/3 and loses all other creature types and abilities.
Whenever enchanted creature deals combat damage to a creature, create a token that's a copy of Plagas Infestation and attach it to the damaged creature.

Deathtouch
Unveil {3}{B}{G} ({3}{B}{G}: Transform this. Unveil only as a sorcery.)

Align X (Choose modes with total ★ less than or equal to X. You may choose modes multiple times.)
• ★ — Target player reveals their hand and discards a nonland card.
• ★★ — Destroy target creature.
• ★★★★★ — Return each creature card in target player's graveyard to the battlefield under your control.

Vigilance, deathtouch, menace

Equipped creature can't have -1/-1 counters put on it.
Equip {1}

Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, each opponent loses 1 life.
Attain {3}{B} ({3}{B}: Transform this. Spend at least three colors of mana to activate this, and only as a sorcery.)

Whenever equipped creature attacks, each player loses 3 life.
Equip {2}

Look at the top three cards of your library. You may reveal an instant or sorcery card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.

Scry 2, then draw two cards.

Your life total becomes 4. Each opponent's life total becomes 2.

{B}, {T}, Sacrifice Planar Eulogist: Aetherize target creature card in a graveyard. (To aetherize, create a token that's a copy of it, then exile that token.)
{6}{B}: Aetherize target creature card in a graveyard.

For each pair of basic land types, create a tapped colorless land token of those types. (The basic land types are Plains, Island, Swamp, Mountain, and Forest.)

{T}: Add {C}. Put your choice of a flying, first strike, menace, trample, vigilance, or +1/+1 counter on Planar Rift.
{1}, {T}: Remove any number of counters from Planar Rift: Add {C} for each counter removed this way.
{T}: Move a counter from Planar Rift onto target creature you control. Activate only as a sorcery.