msem-instigator

Protection from noncreatures and from creatures with power 3 or less
Players dealt damage by Absurdity also get that many poison counters. (A player with ten or more poison counters loses the game.)
When Absurdity is put into a graveyard from anywhere, shuffle it into its owner's library.

Transcend (Activate as a sorcery to gain the next type and a +1/+1 counter.)
Vigilance, trample
{G}{W}: Demon — Abwad Kahroba gains “At the beginning of combat on your turn, put a +1/+1 counter on another target creature.”
{X}{G}{W}: Elder — Create X 2/1 black Horror creature tokens. You gain X life.

Whenever Abyssal Stalker attacks, defending player discards a card at random.
When Abyssal Stalker dies, you may choose a creature. If you do, exile Abyssal Stalker. When the chosen creature leaves the battlefield, return Abyssal Stalker from exile to the battlefield tapped.

Lifelink
{2}, Remove two counters from Acrimony: Each opponent loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.
At the beginning of your end step, for each permanent, move a counter from that permanent onto Acrimony.

Flying
Whenever another creature you control enters, Adavene, Dean of the Arts deals 1 damage to each opponent.
Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to a player, you may exile it, then return it to the battlefield.

Haste
Whenever two or more creatures you control deal combat damage to a player, tap those creatures, then gain control of target creature you don't control until end of turn. Untap that creature. It gains haste until end of turn. After this phase, there's an additional combat phase.

As long as it's your turn, Otto is an Otter Soldier creature with indestructible and “This creature's power and toughness are each equal to twice the number of creatures you control.”
[+1]: Create a 2/2 green and white Otter Soldier creature token.
[–8]: Draw cards equal to the greatest power among creatures you control, then you gain life equal to the greatest toughness among creatures you control.

Look at the top eight cards of your library. Put up to two creature cards with mana value 5 or less from among them onto the battlefield under your control. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
Menagerie — If there are five or more creature types among creatures you control, if an ability of a permanent you control is triggered this turn, that ability triggers an additional time.

Equipped creature has vigilance.
Equipped creature gets +3/+3 as long as you control a Spirit.
Equip {1}

Vigilance, reach
As a noncreature spell resolves, exile it instead of putting it anywhere else.

[+1]: Draw two cards. At the beginning of your next end step, discard your hand.
[–3]: You get an emblem with “At the beginning of your upkeep, put a loyalty counter on each Aerida planeswalker you control.”
[–5]: Take an extra turn after this one.

Flying
Your opponents play with their hands revealed.
If an opponent would search their library for a card, you may have that player search their hand for that card instead.

If a creature entering the battlefield under your control causes a triggered ability of that creature to trigger, you may exile it. If you do, that ability triggers an additional time.

Menace, trample, indestructible
Whenever Aghavaan Unleashed deals combat damage to a player, that player gets that many poison counters.
At the beginning of your end step, sacrifice another creature or transform Aghavaan Unleashed.

{T}: Add {C}.
At the beginning of each end step, if you control five or more Snake creatures, transform Aghavaan's Wound.

[+2]: Create a 1/1 blue Bird creature token with flying.
[–2]: Reveal the top card of your library. If it's an enchantment or land card, put it onto the battlefield. Otherwise, put it in your hand.
[–7]: Draw seven cards.

[+1]: Aiel Tazan deals 2 damage to any target. Then she deals 2 damage to herself unless you have her deal 2 damage to you.
[–3]: Creatures you control get +2/+0 and gain haste until end of turn.
[–X]: Create an X/1 red Elemental creature token with haste and trample. Exile that token at the beginning of the next end step. If X is 6 or more, it gains double strike.

As long as Ajani Enlightened has an odd or even number of loyalty counters on him, he has protection from mana values of that quality.
[+1]: Any number of players may draw a card. You may put a loyalty counter on Ajani Enlightened for each opponent that does.
[0]: You gain 2 life. Untap up to two target lands.
[–8]: Create a 5/5 white Avatar creature token with protection from odd mana values and a 5/5 white Avatar creature token with protection from even mana values.

[+1]: Distribute two +1/+1 counters among up to two target creatures. You gain 2 life.
[–1]: Create a 2/2 green Cat Warrior creature token.
[–3]: Exile target creature. Its controller may search their library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
[–7]: You get an emblem with “Creatures you control get +X/+X, where X is your life total.”

[+1]: Create a 1/1 white Soldier creature token.
[–2]: Until end of turn, target creature you control gets +3/+3 and other creatures you control get +1/+1.
[–8]: You get an emblem with “Each creature you control gets +1/+1 for each other creature you control.”

{T}, Sacrifice a Treasure, Gold, or permanent named Lotus Petal: Add two mana of any one color.
{T}, Sacrifice a Clue or Omen: Scry 2, then draw a card.
{T}, Sacrifice an Idol: Put two +1/+1 counters on target creature.
{T}, Sacrifice a Food: You gain 6 life.
{T}, Sacrifice a Bullet: Alchemos, Efficiency Engine deals 3 damage to any target.

Flying, first strike, vigilance, trample, lifelink
{4}: Put a +1/+1 counter on Alin and Meva, Warqueens.

Flying
Prowess (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.)
Noncreature spells you cast cost {X} less to cast, where X is All-Encompassing Akvan's power.

[+1]: Until end of turn, All-Enduring Mafua becomes a 5/5 Cat Warrior creature with lifelink and indestructible. (He doesn't lose loyalty while he's not a planeswalker.)
[–2]: Exile target creature.
[–X]: Return each creature card with mana value X from your graveyard to your hand.

[+1]: Create a 1/1 blue Merfolk creature token with “When this creature dies, draw a card, then discard a card.”
[–1]: Target creature gets -2/-0 until your next upkeep and attacks during its controller's next turn if able.
[–7]: You get an emblem with “Creatures your opponents control get -4/-0 and attack each turn if able.”