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Advance {4}{B} (Cast this for {4}{B} to advance it as it enters. {4}{B}: Advance this as a sorcery.)
Whenever Shearing Vampire advances, target player discards a card.

Vigilance
Whenever one or more creatures you control deals combat damage to a player, you may discard a card. If you do, create a Function token with “Draw two cards.” (It's an enchantment. As you cast an instant or sorcery spell, sacrifice any number of Functions to add their effects to that spell.)

Spells your opponents cast that target Sheltered Snowman cost {2} more to cast.
Whenever you cast a spell from exile, put a +1/+1 counter on Sheltered Snowman. It can't be blocked this turn.

When this creature enters, draw a card, then put a creature you control on top of its owner's library.

Assault {2}{R}{G} (Whenever this attacks, if it has no +1/+1 counters on it, you may pay its assault cost to put a +1/+1 counter on it.)
When Shemesh assaults, other creatures you control get +2/+2 and gain trample until end of turn.

Revive—{B}, Discard a card. ({B}, Discard a card, Exile this card from your graveyard: Create a token that's a copy of it except it has no mana cost. Revive only as a sorcery.)

When Shepherd of Lonely Souls dies, you may return target creature card with mana value 4 or less from your graveyard to your hand.

Whenever a land you control enters, you may tap target creature.

Transcend (Activate as a sorcery to gain the next type and a +1/+1 counter.)
Ward—Discard a card.
{B}{R}: Demigod — Draw a card, then discard a card. You may have each opponent sacrifice a nonland permanent with the same mana value as the discarded card.
{4}{B}{R}: God — Create two tokens that are copies of Shi Hou's back face.

Whenever Shianne's Guardian or another creature you control enters, you may pay {1}{R}{G}. When you do, that creature deals damage equal to its power to any target.

Archive 7 (As this enters, shuffle the top seven cards of your main library into a new face up library. Sacrifice this after the archived library is empty.)
As long as you control five or more creatures, you may play permanent cards from the archived library.

[+1]: Create two 1/1 red Satyr creature tokens.
[–1]: Until your next turn, target creature has base power and toughness X/X, where X is the number of permanents you control.
[–8]: Reveal the top card of your library. If it's a permanent card, you may put it onto the battlefield, then repeat this process.

Menace
Whenever an opponent casts a spell during your turn or an opponent casts a spell that targets a creature you control, amass Soldiers 1. (Put a +1/+1 counter on an Army you control. It's also a Soldier. If you don't control one, create an 0/0 black Soldier Army creature token first.)

Other creatures you control get +0/+1.
Whenever a creature you control perseveres, you gain 1 life. (A creature perseveres when it survives damage.)

Tap a creature you control: Prevent the next 2 damage that would be dealt by target creature this turn.
Tap a Reflection creature you control: Prevent all damage that would be dealt this turn by a source of your choice.

When Shield of the Unwavering enters, attach it to target creature you control.
Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and has vigilance.
Equip {3}

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +0/+2 and can block an additional creature each combat.

Exile all nontoken creatures. For each creature exiled this way, return that card to the battlefield under a random player's control.

Gestalt (When this or another creature enters under your control, you may merge it with the one in play, keeping counters and attachments. They become the permanent on top plus all abilities from under it.)
Trample
{1}, Discard Shifting Brute: Add one mana of any color. Scry 1.

Search your library for a Desert card or a land card with a basic land type and put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

When Shifty Squirrel enters, you gain 3 life.
Sacrifice a creature: Transform Shifty Squirrel.

Equipped creature gets +2/+2.
Art of war — At the beginning of your end step, if equipped creature dealt damage to an opponent this turn, draw a card.
Equip {2}

Flash
This spell can't be countered.
Whenever Shigurei attacks, you may activate an ability of a creature you control without paying its cost.
{1}{G}{U}: Target permanent becomes a colorless Island land until end of turn.

Trample
When Shigurei, the Floodbringer enters, up to three target permanents become colorless Island lands.