msem-instigator

Advance {1}{R} (Cast this for {1}{R} to advance it as it enters. {1}{R}: Advance this as a sorcery.)
Whenever Blitz Breaker advances, its power becomes equal to the amount of noncombat damage that's been dealt to your opponents this turn. (This effect lasts indefinitely.)

Enchant two nonland permanents you control
Once each turn, when you activate an ability of one of the enchanted permanents, you may put a +1/+1 counter, a loyalty counter, or a charge counter on each enchanted permanent. (They can be different counters.)

When Barhopping in Minei enters, draw up to four cards, then put twice that many drink counters on Barhopping in Minei.
Your maximum hand size is reduced by the number of drink counters on Barhopping in Minei.

Aspiring Dragon has flying and haste as long as you control another Dragon.
{2}{R}{R}: Aspiring Dragon gets +3/+0 until end of turn.

Whenever you make first contact, Abrasive Citizen gets +3/+0 until end of turn. (You make first contact the first time each turn you cast a spell with a name not in your graveyard or control already.)

Advance {5}{B}{B} (Cast this for {5}{B}{B} to advance it as it enters. {5}{B}{B}: Advance this as a sorcery.)
Whenever Well-Oiled Sniper advances, target creature gets -3/-3 until end of turn.

Vampire Partaker can't block.
Sacrifice a creature: Put a +1/+1 counter on Vampire Partaker. You gain 1 life. Activate only as a sorcery.

Advance {4}{B}{B} (Cast this for {4}{B}{B} to advance it as it enters. {4}{B}{B}: Advance this as a sorcery.)
Flying
Whenever Valinov Siphoner advances, target player loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.

Choose one, then choose another for each card named Unrelenting in your graveyard.
• Creatures get -1/-1 until end of turn.
• Create a 2/2 blue Elemental creature token.
• Each opponent loses 3 life and you gain 3 life.
• Search your library for a card with mana value 4 or greater, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Enchant player
At the beginning of enchanted player's upkeep, they choose one —
• That player reveals their hand and discards a card.
• That player discards a card at random.

Create two tapped Treasure tokens. (Then exile this card. You may cast the creature later from exile.)

Deathtouch

Each player sacrifices a creature. (Then exile this card. You may cast the artifact later from exile.)

At the beginning of each end step, put a +1/+1 counter on equipped creature for each creature that died this turn.
Equip {1}

Advance {3}{B}{B} (Cast this for {3}{B}{B} to advance it as it enters. {3}{B}{B}: Advance this as a sorcery.)
Whenever Tireless Archivist advances, search your library for a card, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Target player reveals their hand. Exile a nonland card from it and put a secret counter on it. As long as that card remains exiled, that player may pay {2} any time they could cast a sorcery to put it into their hand.
{X}{B}{B}, Exile Swipe Secrets from your graveyard: Until end of turn, you may cast target card you exiled with a secret counter on it and mana value X without paying its mana cost.

When Spiked Burrower dies, if it didn't have a counter on it, return it to the battlefield under your control with a +1/+1 counter or a lifelink counter on it.

Equipped creature gets +0/+2 and has menace.
Equip {1}

Advance {5}{B}{B} (Cast this for {5}{B}{B} to advance it as it enters. {5}{B}{B}: Advance this as a sorcery.)
Whenever Sluiceway Collector advances, put a permanent card from a graveyard onto the battlefield under your control.

Flying
Death knell — Skullhoarder Dragon gets +2/+0 until end of turn. (As a creature you control dies, trigger one death knell of that creature or another permanent you control.)

Advance {4}{B} (Cast this for {4}{B} to advance it as it enters. {4}{B}: Advance this as a sorcery.)
Whenever Shearing Vampire advances, target player discards a card.

Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. (Then exile this card. You may cast the creature later from exile.)

When Shadowlurk enters, if a creature died this turn, put a +1/+1 counter on it.

Destroy target creature. Trigger a death knell of a permanent you control.

Death knell — Put a +1/+1, flying, lifelink, or menace counter on Senn, the Haunting Gaze, then trigger a death knell of another permanent you control. (As a creature you control dies, trigger one death knell of that creature or another permanent you control.)