msem-instigator

Choose one. If you're horrific, you may choose both instead. (You're horrific as long as you've sacrificed a permanent or discarded a card this turn.)
• Destroy target artifact.
• Catastrophic Crash deals 3 damage to target creature.

As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard two cards.
Draw three cards.

Renown 2 (When this creature deals combat damage to a player, if it isn't renowned, put two +1/+1 counters on it and it becomes renowned.)
Whenever Cauldish Arrogant becomes blocked by one or more creatures, reveal the top card of your library. Cauldish Arrogant deals damage equal to that card's mana value to each creature blocking it. Then put that card into your hand.

Haste
Caulte Axeslinger gets +2/+2 as long as any opponent lost exactly 3 life this turn.

Cadence (Whenever you cast a spell, if its mana value is greater than this creature's power, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.)
Whenever you cast a spell, if its mana value is less than Cavorting Beauty's power, remove a +1/+1 counter from Cavorting Beauty.

Golden age (If you cast an instant or sorcery spell, activated a nonmana ability, and attacked this turn, enter a renaissance for this game.)
Equipped creature gets +2/+0.
As long as you're in a renaissance, equipped creature has first strike.
Equip {3}

Chain of Decimation deals 4 damage to target creature, 3 damage to two other target creatures, 2 damage to three other target creatures and 1 damage to four other target creatures. (You can't cast Chain of Decimation unless it has ten targets.)

Defender, trample
As long as you control a creature with power greater than its base power, Chained Minotaur can attack as though it didn't have defender.

Chained Wildborn can't attack or block alone.

Haste
Winnow (Damage dealt to this creature also causes you to lose that much life.)

Haste
When Challenging Pupil enters, conjure a card named Fatigue and put it on top of your library. (It's a colorless sorcery that costs {2} with “Draw a card.”)

Menace (This creature can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.)
Heroic — Whenever you cast a spell that targets Champion of Keranos, Champion of Keranos deals 2 damage to each opponent.

First strike, haste
Wanderlust — At the beginning of combat on each of your turns, if you control four or more differently named lands, you may pay {1}{R}. If you do, create a 4/4 red Dragon creature token with flying and haste. Exile that token at end of combat.

Target creature gets +2/-2 until end of turn. (Then exile this card. You may cast the artifact later from exile.)

Gain control of target creature until end of turn. Untap that creature. It gets +1/-1 and gains haste until end of turn.

Double each number and amount of target instant or sorcery spell, activated ability, or triggered ability. Its controller may choose new targets for it. (Amounts are number words, X values, and “a” or “an” used as 1.)

Erratic (When this creature dies, reveal the top four cards of your library. Put a creature card that costs less than this revealed this way onto the battlefield and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.)
Chaosphere Ravager attacks each combat if able.

For each creature target player controls, that player flips a coin. If the coin comes up tails, that player shuffles that creature into its owner's library.

{2}, {T}, Sacrifice Char Brewer: Exile target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard. You may cast that card this turn.

{R}: Charbelcher gets +1/+0 until end of turn.

Rouse 1. Target permanent gains first strike until end of turn if it's a creature. (Put a +1/+1 counter on a permanent you control. If it isn't a creature, tap it and it becomes a 0/0 creature in addition to its other types.)

Creatures your opponents control have haste.

Flying, haste
You may cast Charred Phoenix from your graveyard by exiling four permanents you control and/or cards in your hand and/or graveyard as an additional cost.

Each player sacrifices X lands. Chew the Scenery deals X damage to each creature.

First strike
As long as it's your turn, other creatures you control get +1/+0.