Menace (This creature can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.) Whenever Weedy Whackers attacks, create a 1/1 green Insect creature token that's tapped and attacking.
You may have Crossroads Town enter tapped. If you do, search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, then shuffle and put that card on top. {T}: Add {C}.
{T}: Add {C}. {1}, {T}, Exile Exotic Isle: Search target opponent's library for a land card and put it onto the battlefield tapped under your control, then that player shuffles. Activate only as a sorcery.
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{T}, Sacrifice Fabled Passage: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. Then if you control four or more lands, untap that land.
{T}: Add {C}. {1}: Hoof Cliff Horngrove becomes a 2/2 Elemental creature until end of turn. It's still a land. Menagerie — Whenever Hoof Cliff Horngrove becomes a creature, it gains your choice of +1/+1, flying, first strike, lifelink, trample, or haste until end of turn. This ability triggers only if there are five or more creature types among creatures you control.
As Humble Abode enters, choose a creature or planeswalker type. {T}: Add {C}. {T}: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to cast spells of the chosen type.
{T}: Add {C}. {2}, {T}, Sacrifice Rugged Expanse: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. It gains vigilance until end of turn. Activate only as a sorcery.