msem-instigator

When Prized Holsteins enters, create a 2/2 white Dwarf creature token.
When Prized Holsteins leaves the battlefield, you gain 2 life.

Vigilance, trample
Prized Marshcroaker can block an additional creature each combat.

Reveal the top card of your library and put that card into your hand. If it's a permanent card with mana value X or less, instead you may put it onto the battlefield. If you do and fewer than seven permanents have been put onto the battlefield this way, repeat this process. X can't be 0.

Vigilance
Crew 2 (Tap any number of creatures you control with total power 2 or greater: This Vehicle becomes an artifact creature until end of turn.)

Cast this spell only before combat.
At end of combat this turn, return all creatures that attacked or blocked this combat to their owners' hands. If no creatures attacked or blocked this combat, draw two cards.

When Prod the Stitchwork enters, it deals 1 damage to target player. That player sacrifices a creature.
At the beginning of your end step, if an opponent was dealt damage by three or more sources this turn, exile the top card of your library. You may play it until the end of your next turn.

When Prodigious Telemancer enters, you may draw a card, then discard a card.
Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, you may aetherize target creature you control. (To aetherize, create a token that's a copy of it, then exile that token.)

Choose two or four —
• Search your library for a Demon card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. You lose life equal to its mana value.
• Sacrifice a creature. If you do, draw two cards.
• Each opponent loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.
• Conjure a card named Fatigue and put it on top of your library. (It's a colorless sorcery that costs {2} with “Draw a card.”)

Profane Flames deals 4 damage to target creature or planeswalker.
Create an Idol token. (It's an artifact with “{1}, Sacrifice this artifact: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. Activate only as a sorcery.”)

When Profaner of Souls enters, you may return target creature card with mana value 2 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield.
Revive {6}{B} ({6}{B}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Create a token that's a copy of it except it has no mana cost. Revive only as a sorcery.)

At the beginning of your upkeep, you may exile a card from your hand with a knowledge counter on it. If you do, draw a card. Then you may have Professor Adelia become a copy of any permanent card you own in exile with a knowledge counter on it, except it has this ability.

{1}, {T}: Copy target activated or triggered ability you control. You may choose new targets for the copy.
{3}{U}, {T}: Copy target spell you control. You may choose new targets for the copy. (A copy of a permanent spell becomes a token.)

Whenever another nontoken creature you control enters, if it has a different name than each other creature you control and card in your graveyard, you may create a token that's a copy of it.

Surveil 3. Then you gain 3 life and draw three cards. (To surveil 3, look at the top three cards of your library, then put any number of them into your graveyard and the rest on top of your library in any order.)
Cycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Flying
Whenever you scry, create a 1/1 blue Chimera creature token with flying. This ability triggers only once each turn.

Erratic (When this creature dies, reveal the top four cards of your library. Put a creature card that costs less than this revealed this way onto the battlefield and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.)
Morph {1}{G} (You may cast this card face down as a 2/2 creature for {3}. Turn it face up any time for its morph cost.)

Flying
Whenever a creature you control attacks alone, choose one —
• Exile target creature with power less than that creature's power.
• Put two +1/+1 counters on that creature.
• That creature gains first strike and lifelink until end of turn. Untap it.

Search your library for a basic land card and a Desert card, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Whenever you cast a spell from exile, Promised Seeker gets +3/+3 until end of turn.
Prophecy {G} (Once each turn, you may exile a card with prophecy as you reveal it. When you do, you may cast it for its prophecy cost as long as it's exiled.)

Distorted (This creature can be blocked by tapped creatures but not untapped creatures.)

Search your library for a nonland card, reveal it, and put it into your hand, then shuffle. Until the end of your next turn, spells you cast with the same name as that card cost {3} less to cast.

Whenever a nontoken creature dies, you may exile that card from its owner's graveyard. If you do, return each other card exiled with Prop Recycling to its owner's graveyard.
At the beginning of combat on your turn, create a token that's a copy of a card exiled with Prop Recycling.

Enchant creature
Whenever enchanted creature attacks, audition for green. (Create a 1/1 Construct Actor creature token, a Scout Role giving 2/3 and vigilance, or a Warrior Role giving 3/2 and trample. Roles replace older ones.)

Flying
Prophecy {2} (Once each turn, you may exile a card with prophecy as you reveal it. When you do, you may cast it for its prophecy cost as long as it's exiled.)

Enchant creature
When Prophet's Paranoia enters, tap enchanted creature, then scry 2.
Enchanted creature loses all abilities and doesn't untap during its controller's untap step.