msem-instigator

Whenever Skitterthorns blocks or becomes blocked, creatures you control gain deathtouch until end of turn.

Equipped creature gets +2/+2.
Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, you may put a permanent card with mana value 2 or less from your hand onto the battlefield.
Equip {2}

Whenever a creature dealt damage by Slave Child this turn dies, you may pay {B}. If you do, transform Slave Child.

Slay Them in the Aisles deals 2 damage to each non-Actor creature.

Extort (Whenever you cast a spell, you may pay {W/B}. If you do, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain that much life.)
Slums Thug gets +1/+1 and has menace as long as you've gained life this turn.

Tap all lands target player controls and that player loses all unspent mana.

As Sorcerous Spyglass enters, look at an opponent's hand, then choose any card name.
Activated abilities of sources with the chosen name can't be activated unless they're mana abilities.

{1}, {T}: Exile target card from a graveyard. Scry 1.
{T}, Exile Soul Gate: Exile all graveyards.

Flash
Other Rogues you control get +1/+1.
Rogue spells you cast have flash.

Flying
Spirited (When this creature enters, you may activate one of its activated abilities without paying its cost.)
{5}: Each opponent sacrifices a nonland permanent.

Sacrifice any number of lands. Search your library for that many basic land cards, put them onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Gain control of target nonland permanent. The player that controlled it creates a 3/3 blue Squid creature token.

{1}, {T}: Untap target creature.

Enchant creature or enchantment
Enchanted permanent doesn't untap during its controller's untap step.
Enchanted permanent can't have counters put on it.

Equipped creature gets +5/+5.
Whenever equipped creature becomes blocked, destroy all other creatures.
Equip {5}

Draw two cards. If you have no cards in hand and there are no cards in your graveyard, draw seven cards instead.

Flying
Whenever a player shuffles their library, Steamquiver Strix deals 2 damage to that player.

Whenever a permanent you control becomes tapped, Storm Servant gets +1/+1 until end of turn.

Whenever equipped creature attacks, it deals damage to defending player equal to the number of instant and sorcery cards in your graveyard.
Equip {2}

If you would lose the game, instead sacrifice a storied permanent. If you do and your life total is less than 1, it becomes 1.

Street Busker gets +2/+0 as long as you've gained life this turn.

When Street Stalker enters, target opponent loses 1 life for each creature you control named Street Stalker.

{1}, {T}: End the turn. Activate only during your turn.

Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage, you may return target creature card with mana value X or less from your graveyard to the battlefield, where X is the amount of damage dealt this way.
Equip {1}

Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and has protection from white and from blue.
Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, until your next turn, spells that player casts cost {1} more to cast and spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.
Equip {2}