msem-instigator

When Jumbo Shrimp enters or when you cycle it, destroy target noncreature permanent.
Cycling {3}{G}{G} ({3}{G}{G}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Distorted (This creature can be blocked by tapped creatures but not untapped creatures.)

At the beginning of your upkeep, you may discard a card. If you do, draw a card.
At the beginning of your end step, Choking Dunes deals X damage to any target, where X is the number of land cards in your graveyard.

{T}: Add one mana of any color. When this mana is spent to cast an enchantment spell with mana value 5 or greater, draw a card.

Flying
When Sky-Torrent Navigator enters, forebode. If you control two or more Pirates, forebode again. (To forebode, create a tapped colorless Omen artifact token with “{T}, Discard a card, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card.”)

Creatures you control can't be blocked by creature tokens and/or creatures with defender.
At the beginning of your end step, if Garrison Intruder didn't attack this turn, transform it.

Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, put a +1/+1 counter on it, then proliferate. (You choose any number of permanents and/or players with counters on them, then give each another kind of a counter already there.)
Equip {2}

[+1]: Create a 1/1 red Dragon creature token with flying.
[–1]: Until end of turn, Flynn becomes a copy of target Dragon, except she has haste and indestructible. Her base power and toughness become equal to the number of Dragons you control.
[–3]: You may reveal a Dragon card you own from outside the game and put it into your hand.

Flying
Whenever Spirit of Vitriol attacks, create a Vial token. (It's an artifact with “{1}, Sacrifice this and another permanent: Draw a card. Activate only during your turn.”)
Discard a card: Spirit of Vitriol gains hexproof until end of turn. Tap it.

Deathtouch
Artifacts and creatures your opponents control have “At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 1 life unless you tap this permanent and have an opponent gain control of it.”

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature.
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +4/+4, has flying, and is a Demon in addition to its other types.

Transcend (Activate as a sorcery to gain the next type and a +1/+1 counter.)
Whenever Cyrukan enters or transcends, create two 1/1 white Soldier creature tokens with haste.
{2}{R}{W}: Angel — Creatures you control get +1/+0 and gain first strike until end of turn.
{3}{R}{W}: Elder — Creatures you control gain lifelink and vigilance until end of turn.

Monumental Siege deals 5 damage divided as you choose among any number of targets. Whenever a creature dealt damage this way this turn dies, create an Idol token. (It's an artifact with “{1}, Sacrifice this artifact: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. Activate only as a sorcery.”)

Align X (Choose modes with total ★ less than or equal to X. You may choose modes multiple times.)
• ★ — Bloodstained Calamity deals 1 damage to each creature, player, and planeswalker.
• ★★ — Return target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard to your hand. Exile Bloodstained Calamity.
• ★★★★★ — Bloodstained Calamity deals 10 damage to any target.

Target creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. If it's an enchanted creature or enchantment creature, it also gains hexproof and indestructible until end of turn. (It can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control. Damage and effects that say “destroy” don't destroy it.)

Mill a card. Target creature gets -X/-X until end of turn, where X is the number of cards put into your graveyard from anywhere this turn.

Trample
When Nanowrought Progenitor enters, draw a card for each creature you control with two or more card types.

First strike
{2}{R}: Monstrosity 2. (If this creature isn't monstrous, put two +1/+1 counters on it and it becomes monstrous.)

Reckless Rage deals 4 damage to target creature you don't control and 2 damage to target creature you control.

{T}: Add {C}.
{T}, Exile two cards from your graveyard: Add {B} or {G}.

When Lotus Debutante enters, create a colorless artifact token named Lotus Petal with “{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color.”
{3}{U}: Draw a card.

When Sights Beyond enters, scry 3.
Concord — At the beginning of your upkeep, if there are four or more card types among permanents you control, draw a card.

Gifted Arcanomancer gets +1/+1 as long as you control a Mountain.
{3}{R}: Exile the top card of your library. Until end of turn, you may play that card.