msem-instigator

Glitch {1} (Remove one [restriction] for each time you pay the glitch cost.)
Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a [noncreature,] nonland card [with mana value 3 or less] from among them. That player discards that card.

Living weapon (When this Equipment enters, create a 0/0 black Phyrexian Germ creature token, then attach this to it.)
Equipped creature gets +1/-1.
Whenever equipped creature dies, draw a card. This ability triggers only once each turn.
Equip {1}

Cosmic Catastrophe deals 6 damage to target creature or planeswalker. If you control a creature with power greater than its base power, Cosmic Catastrophe deals 3 damage to each opponent.

{T}: Add one mana of any color.
{5}, {T}, Sacrifice Cosmic Chart: Search your library for a card, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Cosmic Coalescing deals X damage to any target. You may reveal a noncreature card with mana value X or less you own from outside the game and put it into your hand. X can't be 0.
Exile Cosmic Coalescing.

When Cosmic Contraption enters or leaves the battlefield, you may reveal a noncreature card you own from outside the game and put it into your hand.

Converge — Counter target spell unless its controller pays {1} for each color of mana spent to cast Cosmic Sinkhole.

Whenever you cast a spell, you may pay 3 life. If you do, draw a card.

Destroy all creatures and planeswalkers. If five or more colors of mana were spent to cast Cosmic War, return a creature or planeswalker card from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Flying
Whenever a creature you control that isn't enchanted dies, adjudicate.
Whenever an enchanted creature you control dies, return it to the battlefield at the beginning of the next end step.

As an additional cost to cast this spell, tap an untapped Warlock you control.
Search your library for a card and put it into your hand or graveyard, then shuffle.

Target opponent chooses a card type, then reveals their hand. You choose a card from it that's not of the chosen type. That player discards that card.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 and has “Whenever this creature attacks, tap target creature defending player controls.”

Move any number of +1/+1 counters from creatures you control onto target creature you control, then that creature deals damage equal to its power to target creature you don't control.

Gain control of target artifact or creature until end of turn, then untap it. It gains haste until end of turn. You may spend mana as though it were mana of any type to pay the costs of its abilities this turn.

Choose two —
• Destroy target artifact.
• Discard a card, then draw a card.
• Investigate. (Create a colorless Clue artifact token with “{2}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card.”)

Enchant land
When Cradle of Civilization enters, search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
Enchanted land has “{T}: Add one mana of any color.”

Cradle of Corruption enters tapped.
Whenever a creature dies, put a creation counter on Cradle of Corruption.
{T}, Remove ten creation counters from Cradle of Corruption and sacrifice it: Put up to two target creature cards from graveyards onto the battlefield under your control. Activate only as a sorcery.

Equipped creature gets +2/+0 and has flying.
Equip {2} ({2}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

This spell costs {X} less to cast, where X is 20 minus your life total.
First strike, menace, trample

Prowess
When Cramming Student enters, conjure ten cards named Fatigue and shuffle them into your library. (They're colorless sorceries that cost {2} and have “Draw a card.”)
Instant and sorcery spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.

Each player reveals their hand. Choose a creature card revealed this way. Its owner discards it.
{2}{B}{B}, Exile Cranial Violation and six other cards from your graveyard: Put target creature card from a graveyard onto the battlefield under your control. Activate only as a sorcery.

Trample, haste
All creatures able to block Crashing Mammoth do so.

As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard a nonland card.
Draw two cards.

Bloodprice—Reappropriate red. (You may cast this spell by sacrificing a creature and exiling two red cards from your hand and/or graveyard.)
Haste
Whenever Creed's Desperado attacks, if defending player has more cards in hand than you, exile the top card of that player's library. You may cast it as long as you control a Warrior, and you may spend mana as though it were mana of any color to cast it.