msem-instigator

Whenever Archlegislator attacks, adjudicate. (Create a white Aura enchantment token with enchant creature and “Sacrifice this token: Untap enchanted creature” attached to target creature.)
{3}{R}{R}, {T}, Sacrifice an Aura: Gain control of target creature until end of turn. Untap that creature. It gains haste until end of turn.

Whenever an artifact or enchantment you control enters, Armament Scavenger gets +1/+0 and gains trample until end of turn.

Augury Hydra enters with X +1/+1 counters on it.
When Augury Hydra enters, scry Y, where Y is its power, then draw Y cards.

Look at the top three cards of your library. You may put any number of them into your graveyard. Draw a card.

Deathtouch
Bahet's Emissary gets +1/+1 as long as you control a white or black permanent.

[+1]: Discard a card. If you do, up to one target player gains 5 life.
[–3]: Discard a card. You draw X cards and you lose X life, where X is that card's mana value.
[–7]: Exile your hand, then put all cards from your graveyard into your hand and all cards exiled this way into your graveyard.

When Battery Courier dies, lose 2 life.

Bestial Mob's power and toughness are each equal to the number of creatures you control.
Whenever Bestial Mob deals combat damage to a player, destroy target creature with toughness less than Bestial Mob's power.

Target creature gets +3/-3 until end of turn.
Kindle 3—{B}{R}, Pay 3 life. ({B}{R}, Pay 3 life, Exile this card from your graveyard: Create three 1/1 colorless Elemental creature tokens. Kindle only as a sorcery.)

{1}, {T}, Pay 1 life: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control.
{T}, Remove a counter from a permanent you control: Draw a card.

Paranoia—Exile a creature card from your graveyard. (You may cast this spell for its paranoia cost when a permanent you control leaves the battlefield.)
Equipped creature gets +2/+0.
Equip {1}

Gain control of target nonland permanent you don't control unless its controller has Bow or Burn deal X damage to them, where X is twice that permanent's mana value. If Bow or Burn was cast from a graveyard, repeat this process for each other nonland permanent they control.
Flashback {6}{R}{R}

Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to a player or planeswalker, you may pay {W} and/or {U}. When you pay {W} this way, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. When you pay {U} this way, draw a card.

Until end of turn, target creature gets +2/+2 and gains trample and “Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, investigate.” (Create a colorless Clue artifact token with “{2}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card.”)

Lifelink
When Bright-Eyed Adventurer enters, rediscover an enchantment card. (Look at the top card of your library. You may reveal it and put it into your hand if it's an enchantment card. Otherwise, put it back or into your graveyard.)

Broken Deathbringer gets +1/+0 as long as you have 10 or less life.
Broken Deathbringer gets +1/+0 as long as there are one or fewer cards in your hand.

First strike
Ascend {1}{B} ({1}{B}: Exile this creature, then return it to the battlefield transformed. Ascend only as a sorcery.)

Haste
{T}: Discard a card, then draw a card.
Paranoia {2}{R} (You may cast this spell for its paranoia cost when a permanent you control leaves the battlefield.)

Ascend—{W}{B}, Discard a card, Sacrifice a creature, Exile a creature card from your graveyard. ({W}{B}, Discard a card, Sacrifice a creature, Exile a creature card from your graveyard: Exile this creature, then return it to the battlefield transformed. Ascend only as a sorcery.)

Hexproof
When Cantrip Collector enters, rediscover an instant card. (Look at the top card of your library. You may reveal it and put it into your hand if it's an instant card. Otherwise, put it back or into your graveyard.)

{X}, {T}, Sacrifice Chemical Grenade: Up to X target creatures each get -1/-1 until end of turn.

Children of the Void has hexproof as long as it's your turn.
Children of the Void can't attack or block unless you reappropriate (exile exactly two cards from your hand and/or graveyard).

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets -2/-2.
Mirage—{B}, Discard a card. (You may cast this spell as though it had flash for its mirage cost. If you do, sacrifice it at the beginning of the next cleanup step.)

When Chronic Traitor enters, each player sacrifices a creature. If Chronic Traitor's paranoia cost was paid, each player sacrifices two creatures instead.
Paranoia {2}{B}{B} (You may cast this spell for its paranoia cost when a permanent you control leaves the battlefield.)

Return target creature to its owner's hand.
Kindle 1—{U} ({U}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Create a 1/1 colorless Elemental creature token. Kindle only as a sorcery.)