msem-instigator

Protection from noncreatures and from creatures with power 3 or less
Players dealt damage by Absurdity also get that many poison counters. (A player with ten or more poison counters loses the game.)
When Absurdity is put into a graveyard from anywhere, shuffle it into its owner's library.

Flying
Foresight — Whenever you draw your second card each turn, put a +1/+1 counter on Dreammender Sphinx.
Cycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Whenever you tap a land for mana, add an additional one mana of any color.
{8}{G}{G}: Creatures you control get +2/+2 and gain trample until end of turn.

{T}: Add {C}.
{1}, {T}: Add one mana of any color. This ability costs {1} less to activate if there are three or more colors among cards in your graveyard.

{T}: Add {C}.
Satrapycycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Search your library for a Satrapy card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.)

When Vile Weavers enters, if you control an enchantment, target player loses 3 life.

Return up to one target creature card with mana value 1 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Haste
When Greenwood Outrider enters, creatures you control gain trample and get +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the number of storied permanents you control. (Enchantments and legendary permanents are storied.)

{T}: Add {C}.
{T}, Reappropriate: Add {U} or {R}. (Exile exactly two cards from your hand and/or graveyard.)

You may exert Heavenly Bull as it attacks. When you do, it gains indestructible until end of turn. (An exerted creature won't untap during your next untap step.)
{3}{G}{W}: Destroy all nonland permanents with mana value 3 or less. Activate only if Heavenly Bull is attacking and only once.

Target creature gets -3/-3 until end of turn. When that creature dies this turn, its controller loses 2 life.

Gain control of target creature until end of turn. Untap it. Until end of turn, it gets -1/-1 and gains haste.

You may look at the top card of your library and face-down permanents you don't control.
{T}: Exile the top card of your library. If it's an Angel card or a card with morph, you may play that card this turn.

Whenever Sir Roger Wimbledon deals combat damage to a player, you may put an exiled creature card you own into your hand.

Flying
When Lustrous Devout enters, choose one —
• Put a +1/+1 counter on Lustrous Devout.
• Create a colorless artifact token named Lotus Petal with “{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color.”

Prowess
Vanishing 2 (This creature enters with two time counters on it. At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a time counter from it. When the last is removed, sacrifice it.)

Solemn Bastion enters tapped. When it enters, surveil 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put it into your graveyard.)
{T}: Add {W} or {B}.

Enchant creature you control
When Rapacious Instinct enters, enchanted creature deals damage equal to its power to target creature you don't control.
Enchanted creature gets +1/+0.

Put any number of target creature cards from your graveyard on top of your library.
You draw two cards, and you lose 2 life.

Flying
Spirited (When this creature enters, you may activate one of its activated abilities without paying its cost.)
{5}: Each opponent sacrifices a nonland permanent.

Look at the top three cards of your library. Put one into your hand and the rest into your graveyard. You lose 1 life.

When Hail to the Queen enters, each player sacrifices a creature.
Whenever a nontoken creature you control dies, you may pay its mana cost. If you do, create a token that's a copy of it.

Whenever Elvish Wayfinder enters or attacks, reveal the top four cards of your library. You may put a land card that doesn't share a name with a land you control into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.

Until end of turn, target creature gets +1/+1 and gains lifelink.

Experience (Whenever this creature attacks, if it has fewer than three +1/+1 counters on it, put a +1/+1 counter on it.)
Remove a +1/+1 counter from Kor Skyknight: It gains flying until end of turn.