msem-instigator

When Dregscape Wretch dies, create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token.

Glitch—Discard a card. (Remove one [restriction] for each time you pay the glitch cost.)
Add {R} for each [Mountain] land you control, then exile the top three cards of your library. You may play [one of] those cards this turn.

Engorge (As this enters, mill three cards, then exile a card from among the milled cards.)
When Scourge of the Deadlands enters, if it engorged a creature card, each other player sacrifices a creature.

Creatures you control get +2/+1 until end of turn. Embattled creatures you control gain vigilance until end of turn. (A creature is embattled if it has a counter on it or has a permanent you control attached to it.)

Choose one. You may choose both if an opponent controls three or more tapped creatures.
• Creatures target player controls lose all abilities until end of turn.
• Destroy target tapped creature.

Instant and sorcery spells you control have rerun. (Exile the spell as it resolves if you cast it from your hand. Whenever a creature you control dies, you may cast that card from exile without paying its mana cost.)

Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and has lifelink and vigilance.
Equip Angel {2}
Equip {5}

Hopeful Healer gets +1/+1 and has lifelink as long as you are glorious. (You are glorious as long as you have a glory counter.)

Fertile Steppe enters tapped unless you have 15 or less life.
{T}: Add {G} or {W}.

When Gluttonous Empath enters, gain control of target nonland permanent for as long as you control Gluttonous Empath.

Transcend (Activate as a sorcery to gain the next type and a +1/+1 counter.)
Jutou enters with X +1/+1 counters on her.
{3}{G}: Demigod — You gain life equal to the greatest power among creatures you control.
{6}{G}: God — Search your library for a creature card with the same power as a creature you control, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Augmented — If you've spent {W}{U}{B}{R}{G} to cast spells this turn, you may cast this spell without paying its mana cost.
Counter target spell.

Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, each opponent loses 1 life and Beast of Pestilence gets +1/+1 until end of turn.

Target creature gets +1/+0 and gains vigilance and lifelink until end of turn.

Spirited (When this creature enters, you may activate one of its activated abilities without paying its cost.)
{G}: Zen Ascendant becomes a copy of a creature token you control until end of turn. (It's not a token.)

Haste
When Urud Stingswoop enters, it gains flying until end of turn.

The next 2 damage that a source of your choice would deal to you and/or permanents you control this turn is dealt to any target instead.

Zygos, Underworld Scourge's power and toughness are each equal to the number of cards you own in exile and in your graveyard.
Spells you cast have “As an additional cost to cast this spell, you may exile any number of cards from your graveyard. This spell costs {1} less to cast for each card exiled this way.”

Permanent cards in your graveyard have The Undercity Amalgam's Adventure.
Once during each of your turns, you may cast an Adventure spell from your graveyard.

{3}{G}: Put a +1/+1 counter on Lifecaller Dryad.

At the beginning of combat on your turn, tap Tinchor, put two +1/+1 counters on him, you draw a card, and you lose 1 life.
When Tinchor dies, put his counters on target Human you control.

When Tamer of the Ton dies, create a 4/4 green Chimera creature token.

When Disassociate enters, exile target creature until Disassociate leaves the battlefield.

Whenever you attack, you may discard a card. If you do, exile the top two cards of your library. You may play one of them this turn.
Once each turn, when a card leaves your graveyard, you may add {C}{R}.

When Solar Wisp enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.