msem-instigator

Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, put two balance counters on Staff of Equilibrium.
Remove a balance counter from Staff of Equilibrium: Staff of Equilibrium deals 1 damage to any target.
Equip {1}

Whenever Skeigr, Skhorvall Flagship attacks, it deals 3 damage divided as you choose among one, two, or three targets.
Crew 3 (Tap any number of creatures you control with total power 3 or greater: This Ship Vehicle becomes an artifact creature until end of turn.)

Equipped creature gets +1/+1.
Equip {1}

Whenever Pillager's Sloop attacks, you may draw a card. If you do, discard a card.
Crew 1 (Tap any number of creatures you control with total power 1 or greater: This Ship Vehicle becomes an artifact creature until end of turn.)

Equipped creature has “{T}: This creature deals 1 damage to any target.”
Equip {3}

{T}: You may put a creature card with mana value 2 from your hand onto the battlefield.

{1}, {T}: Tap target artifact, creature, or land.

Haste
Crew 1 (Tap any number of creatures you control with total power 1 or greater: This Ship Vehicle becomes an artifact creature until end of turn.)

When Ghoulsaber enters, create a 1/1 white Spirit creature token with flying, then attach Ghoulsaber to it.
Equipped creature gets +2/+2.
Equip {2}

When Ghastly Ferry enters, create a 1/1 white Spirit creature token with flying.
Ghastly Ferry can't be blocked except by Spirits.
Crew 1 (Tap any number of creatures you control with total power 1 or greater: This Ship Vehicle becomes an artifact creature until end of turn.)

{2}: Dragonfire Longboat gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
Crew 1 (Tap any number of creatures you control with total power 1 or greater: This Ship Vehicle becomes an artifact creature until end of turn.)

Creatures entering, dying, or leaving the battlefield don't cause abilities to trigger.
Players can't sacrifice creatures to cast spells or activate abilities.

Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has lifelink.
Whenever equipped creature dies, if it wasn't a token, you may pay {3}. If you do, create a token that's a copy of that creature and attach Bloodguard's Hand to it.
Equip {3}

Whenever equipped creature attacks, choose target creature defending player controls. Destroy that creature at end of combat.
Equip {4}

Equipped creature has menace and trample.
Equip {2}

[+2]: Create a 3/3 red Panda creature token.
[–X]: Sacrifice a creature. If you do, search your library for a creature card with mana value less than or equal to X plus the sacrificed creature's mana value. Put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
[–6]: You get an emblem with “Whenever a creature dies, this emblem deals damage equal to that creature's power to any target and you draw that many cards.”

Lifelink
Whenever you gain life, each opponent loses 1 life.

Flying
When Rimecraft Owl enters, you may put an Aura card with mana value 3 or less from your hand or graveyard onto the battlefield attached to Rimecraft Owl or target creature an opponent controls that Aura could enchant.

Rakkiri Piker has double strike as long as it's embattled. (A creature is embattled if it has a counter on it or has a permanent you control attached to it.)

Vigilance, trample
{5}{R}{G}: Monstrosity 4. (If this creature isn't monstrous, put four +1/+1 counters on it and it becomes monstrous.)

[+1]: Move a counter from up to one target permanent onto another permanent that shares a type with it.
[–1]: Target creature gets -1/-3 until end of turn.
[–5]: Search target opponent's library for a creature or planeswalker card and put that card onto the battlefield under your control. Then that player shuffles.

Equipped creature has indestructible as long as it's your turn.
Whenever equipped creature attacks, it gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is its power.
Equip {6}

Target creature gets +X/+X and gains trample until end of turn, where X is the number of lands you control.
Fabled {4}{R}{G} (Then if you cast this for its fabled cost, put it onto the battlefield transformed attached to that creature.)

Menace
Whenever Issbarren Creeper deals combat damage to a player, draw a card, then discard a card.

[–1]: Tap target nonland permanent. It doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step.
[–2]: Put target nonland permanent into its owner's library second from the top.
[–X]: Shuffle up to X cards from your hand into your library, then draw that many cards. You gain that much life.