msem-instigator

You may pay {2}{B}{B} and tap an untapped Pirate you control rather than pay this spell's mana cost.
Target player draws three cards and loses 3 life.

Reveal the cards in your library. Target opponent chooses three nonland cards with different names from it. You put the chosen cards into your hand. Then shuffle.

Whenever Toxic Miscreant deals combat damage to a player, that player discards a card.

Tap target creature. That creature doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step.

{3}{B}, Discard a card: Each opponent loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.
At the beginning of your upkeep, if there are five or more creature types among cards in your graveyard, you lose 1 life and draw a card.

Destroy target creature with total power and toughness 8 or less.

As long as an opponent has one or fewer cards in hand, Valdez gets +2/+0 and has menace.

Choose highest or lowest. Target opponent reveals their hand and discards a card with the chosen kind of mana value among the revealed nonland cards.

Deathtouch
Menagerie — When Venomfrill Familiar enters, if there are five or more creature types among creatures you control, you may destroy target creature or planeswalker.

Whenever two or more creatures you control deal combat damage to a player, you lose 1 life and draw a card.

Create two 2/1 black and red Cat Pirate creature tokens with menace. You lose 2 life.

This spell costs {1} less to cast if you have more life than an opponent and {1} less to cast if you control a Cleric.
Deathtouch

This spell costs {2} less to cast if you've cast both an instant spell and a sorcery spell this turn.
Haste

Up to one target creature gains flying until end of turn. (Then exile this card. You may cast the creature later from exile.)

Haste
Whenever two or more creatures you control deal combat damage to a player, tap those creatures, then gain control of target creature you don't control until end of turn. Untap that creature. It gains haste until end of turn. After this phase, there's an additional combat phase.

Azos's Fury deals 6 damage to target creature or planeswalker you don't control. When excess damage is dealt this way, choose one —
• Add that much {R}.
• Azos's Fury deals that much damage to that permanent's controller.

Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has haste.
Whenever a creature you control enters, if it was cast from exile, you may attach Blade of the Valiant to it.
Equip {2}

Blazing Outro deals 4 damage to any target. Then you may tap an untapped Wizard you control. If you do, cast an instant or sorcery card with mana value 4 or less from your graveyard without paying its mana cost. If it has {X} in its mana cost, X is 4. If that spell would be put into a graveyard, exile it instead.

Flying
Menagerie — When Bleakrealm Mini-Menace enters, if there are five or more creature types among creatures you control, it deals 2 damage to target opponent and 2 damage to up to one target creature or planeswalker that player controls.

Whenever Burning Hart deals combat damage to a player, it deals that much damage to up to one target planeswalker that player controls.

Forest Fire deals 4 damage to target creature or planeswalker. (Then exile this card. You may cast the creature later from exile.)

Dawn Hill Swiftstriker gets +2/+0 as long as you control another Warrior.

Up to three target creatures can't block this turn.
Menagerie — If there are five or more creature types among creatures you control, exile the top three cards of your library. You may play one of those cards until the end of your next turn.

As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard a card.
Draw two cards. Add one mana of any color.

Epic Boss Fight deals 5 damage to target creature or planeswalker.
Menagerie — If there are five or more creature types among creatures you control, Epic Boss Fight deals 3 damage to that permanent's controller.