msem-instigator

When Calamity Rose enters, each player chooses a number of artifacts they control equal to the number of artifacts controlled by the player who controls the fewest, then sacrifices the rest. Players sacrifice creatures, enchantments, lands and planeswalkers the same way.

I — Exile the top card of your library face down.
II — Exile any number of cards from your hand face down.
III — Calamity of Yore deals damage to target creature or planeswalker equal to the number of cards you own in exile. Return all cards exiled with Calamity of Yore to their owners' hands.

Deathtouch
Once each turn, when another nontoken creature you control enters, you may sacrifice it. If you do, create a token that's a copy of it except it's a green Dryad in addition to its other types.

Calfu, Greatest Toqui is all colors.
As long as there are five or more basic land types among lands you control, other creatures you control get +2/+1 and have vigilance.
When Calfu dies, you may search your library for a card named Heart of Carü Mapu, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

{W}{B}, Exile a creature card from your graveyard: Search your library for a creature card and put that card into your graveyard, then shuffle.
{3}{B}{R}, Discard a card: Return target creature card from your graveyard onto the battlefield. It gains haste. Exile it at the beginning of the next end step. If that creature would leave the battlefield, exile it instead of putting it anywhere else.

Enchant creature you control
Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 and has ward {1}.
Whenever enchanted creature deals combat damage to a player, choose target creature you control without a permanent named Candlegift attached to it. Create a token that's a copy of Candlegift attached to that creature.
{W}, Sacrifice five enchantments: Create a 5/5 white Angel creature token with flying.

You may cast this spell with no targets for {2}{R}. If you do, as it resolves, create a 1/1 red Hound creature token, then attach Canine Acumen to that token.
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +2/+0 and has first strike.

{2}{R}, Sacrifice an artifact or creature: It deals 2 damage to any target.

Flash
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +3/+3.
Cycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

First strike, haste
Play with the top card of your library revealed.
{1}{R}: Darlene gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
Whenever Darlene deals damage to a player, if the top card of your library has mana value equal to the damage dealt, you may cast it without paying its mana cost.

Captain Fina Redtail can't be blocked as long as you control another attacking Pirate.
Whenever Captain Fina Redtail deals combat damage to a player, you may pay {2}. If you do, create a 2/1 black and red Cat Pirate creature token with menace.

Creatures you control have haste and attack each combat if able.
Attacking Soldiers you control get +1/+0.

Flash
When Caronas, Eon Wanderer enters, you gain 2 life and draw two cards if Caronas, Eon Wanderer isn't on the battlefield.
{2}{W}{U}, Discard two cards: Aetherize Caronas. (To aetherize, create a token that's a copy of it, then exile that token.)

Equipped creature gets +1/+1 for each differently named land you control.
Equip {3}

I, II — Scry 2.
Discovery — Whenever a land you control enters, if it doesn't have the same name as another land you control, draw a card.

Vanishing 3 (This permanent enters with three time counters on it. At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a time counter from it. When the last is removed, sacrifice it.)
Whenever a time counter is removed from a permanent you control, Carve a Path deals 1 damage to any target.

If a source would deal damage to a creature in Cascading Zhenzu's pack, prevent 1 of that damage. (Two or more creatures you control with equal power are in a pack.)
{U}: You may switch Cascading Zhenzu's power and toughness until end of turn.

Wander {2}{W}{W} (You may cast this from the battlefield for its wander cost.)
[–1]: Create a 1/1 white Bird creature token with flying or a 2/2 black Cat creature token.
[–2]: If a permanent entering the battlefield under your control this turn causes an ability of a permanent you control to trigger, that ability triggers an additional time.
[–3]: Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has defender.
Whenever enchanted creature blocks, you gain 1 life.

Flash
When Cast Out enters, exile target nonland permanent an opponent controls until Cast Out leaves the battlefield.
Cycling {W} ({W}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

When Cathar's Armory enters and at the beginning of your first main phase, create a Weapon token. (It's an Equipment artifact with “Equipped creature gets +1/+1” and equip {2}.)
Whenever one or more creatures you control that are enchanted or equipped deal combat damage to a player, draw a card.

[+1]: Create a 1/1 red Human creature token with haste.
[–2]: Untap all creatures you control. Until end of turn, they gain “{T}: This creature deals 1 damage to each opponent.”
[–6]: You get an emblem with “Whenever a creature becomes tapped, this emblem deals 2 damage to any target and you gain 2 life.”

Flash
Return another artifact, creature, or enchantment you control to its owner's hand: Caylin Whirlwind gets +3/+3 until end of turn. Activate only once each turn.

Archive 4 (As this enters, shuffle the top four cards of your main library into a new face up library. Sacrifice this after the archived library is empty.)
{1}, Sacrifice a permanent: Put a permanent card with a mana value less than the sacrificed permanent's from the archived library onto the battlefield. Activate only as a sorcery.

[+1]: Untap up to one target creature. It gains deathtouch until your next turn.
[–2]: Target player sacrifices a creature. Return a permanent card from your graveyard to your hand.
[–5]: Put any number of permanent cards from your graveyard onto the battlefield, then sacrifice that many permanents.