msem-instigator

{3}{W}{W}: Detain target nonland permanent. (Until your next turn, that permanent can't attack or block and its activated abilities can't be activated.)

Distorted (This creature can be blocked by tapped creatures but not untapped creatures.)
Damage dealt to tapped creatures your team controls also causes you to gain that much life.
Whenever a nontoken creature you own dies, create a token that's a copy of it.

Dire Dive enters the battlefield tapped unless another player controls a land that could produce {B} or {R}.
{T}: Add {B} or {R}.

Counter target spell, activated ability, or triggered ability. (Mana abilities can't be targeted.)

When Disciple of Faradia enters the battlefield, search your library for an Angel or Aura card, reveal it, and put it into your hand, then shuffle. You gain life equal to its mana value.
As long as you control an Angel, Disciple of Faradia gets +2/+2, has flying, and is an Angel in addition to its other types.

Put target tapped creature and all other creatures with the same name as that creature on the bottom of their owners' libraries.

Dismal Backwater enters the battlefield tapped.
When Dismal Backwater enters the battlefield, you gain 1 life.
{T}: Add {U} or {B}.

Counter target instant spell.

Counter target spell unless its controller has you get three glory counters. (You lose glory counters before life. A player with ten or more glory counters wins the game.)

Whenever a creature is returned to its owner's hand, draw a card.
{4}{U}{U}: Return target creature to its owner's hand.

Trample

Whenever Distracting Performer becomes tapped, you may tap target creature.

Whenever you make first contact, put a patch counter on Distraction Doll. (You make first contact the first time each turn you cast a spell with a name not in your graveyard or control already.)
{T}: Exile Distraction Doll and target creature with mana value less than or equal to the number of patch counters on it.

Choose one or both—
• Tap target creature.
• Untap target creature.

Primal {1}{B}{B} (During your turn, you may cast this spell for {1}{B}{B} instead of playing a land.)
Flying
Whenever a creature deals damage to Divine Butcher, destroy that creature. You gain life equal to that creature's toughness.

Flying
Demons and Vampires you control get +1/+1 for each player that has lost life this turn.

(As this Saga enters and after your draw step, add a lore counter. Sacrifice after III.)
You can't lose the game and your opponents can't win the game.
I — Your life total becomes 1.
II — Double your life total.
III — Create an X/X white Avatar creature token with indestructible, where X is your life total.

Choose a card name, then reveal the top five cards of your library. You may put a card with the chosen name into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.
Draw a card.

At the beginning of your end step, if you have no cards in hand, draw a card.
{2}{U}, {T}: Sacrifice any number of nontoken creatures. Create an X/X blue Horror creature token for each of those creatures, where X is the total power of those creatures.

Whenever Dodgy Infant becomes the target of a spell, you may change the target to another creature you control.

Up to two target creatures you control each get +1/+0 and gain menace until end of turn.

Destroy target creature or planeswalker.
Fuse (You may cast one or both halves of this card from your hand.)

When Doomed Widow dies, create a 1/1 white Spirit creature token with flying.

Whenever Doomsower or another Human you control dies, you draw a card and you lose life equal to that creature's power.

This spell costs {2} less to cast if you control a Rogue.
Target opponent discards two cards.