msem-instigator

Counter target spell. If that spell is countered this way, draw a card, then discard a card.

Choose one or both —
• Destroy target creature with mana value 1 or less.
• Each player discards a card.

Draw three cards, then exile three cards from your hand. Until end of turn, you may cast nonland cards exiled this way.

Choose one —
• Counter target creature or planeswalker spell.
• Return target creature or planeswalker to its owner's hand.

Whenever you cast your second spell each turn, you may tap target creature and put a stun counter on it.

This spell costs {1} less for each Pirate and/or Rogue you control.
Counter target spell unless its controller pays {3}. If that spell is countered this way, exile it instead of putting it into its owner's graveyard.

{T}: Target creature gets -2/-0 until end of turn.

Whenever Distracting Performer becomes tapped, you may tap target creature.

Whenever you make first contact, put a patch counter on Distraction Doll. (You make first contact the first time each turn you cast a spell with a name not in your graveyard or control already.)
{T}: Exile Distraction Doll and target creature with mana value less than or equal to the number of patch counters on it.

Target player reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it. That player discards that card.

Target player discards a card. If you control a Zombie, that player discards an additional card.

As long as your deck contains only red and colorless cards, your minimum deck size is reduced by eight.

Mill five cards. Return any number of cards with cycling abilities milled this way to your hand.
Cycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

When Div of Bonded Souls enters, create a 1/1 colorless Illusion creature token with “This creature is every creature type.”
Whenever a creature you control attacks, it gets +1/+0 until end of turn for each other attacking creature that shares a creature type with it.

Lionize {G} ({G}, Exile this card from your hand: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature and it gains the following abilities until end of turn. You may cast this card on a later turn from exile.)
Vigilance, reach

Flash
When Div of Unsettling Secrets enters, exile target permanent or spell. Its controller draws two cards.

Flying
Div of the Endless Thought has all activated and triggered abilities of all other permanents on the battlefield.

Trample

Whenever one or more creatures you control deal combat damage to player or noncreature permanent, you may exile one of those creatures, then return that card to the battlefield under your control.
Whenever a nontoken creature you control enters, if you didn't cast it, create a 2/1 black Horror creature token.

Scry X. (Then exile this card. You may cast the creature later from exile.)

Choose one or both —
• Tap target creature.
• Untap target creature.

Destroy target creature that isn't in a pack. (Two or more creatures a player controls with equal power are in a pack.)

Whenever one or more creatures you control deal combat damage to an opponent, choose up to that many —
• Create a Weapon token and attach it to one of those creatures. (It's an Equipment with equip {2} and “Equipped creature gets +1/+1.”)
• Add {R}{W} at the beginning of your next main phase.
• Each player draws a card.

Draw two cards.