msem-instigator

Menace, haste
Cadence (Whenever you cast a spell, if its mana value is greater than this creature's power, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.)

Flying
Whenever you gain life, each opponent loses 1 life.

At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, if that player has no cards in their hand, Cage of Torment deals 2 damage to that player.

Vigilance
Whenever Cai Lan, the Chained perseveres, exile target creature an opponent controls until Cai Lan leaves the battlefield. (A creature perseveres when it survives damage.)

Vigilance
When Cai Lan enters, exile target nonland permanent an opponent controls with mana value 2 or less. Its controller creates an Idol token.

When Calamity Rose enters, each player chooses a number of artifacts they control equal to the number of artifacts controlled by the player who controls the fewest, then sacrifices the rest. Players sacrifice creatures, enchantments, lands and planeswalkers the same way.

I — Exile the top card of your library face down.
II — Exile any number of cards from your hand face down.
III — Calamity of Yore deals damage to target creature or planeswalker equal to the number of cards you own in exile. Return all cards exiled with Calamity of Yore to their owners' hands.

Deathtouch
Once each turn, when another nontoken creature you control enters, you may sacrifice it. If you do, create a token that's a copy of it except it's a green Dryad in addition to its other types.

Calfu, Greatest Toqui is all colors.
As long as there are five or more basic land types among lands you control, other creatures you control get +2/+1 and have vigilance.
When Calfu dies, you may search your library for a card named Heart of Carü Mapu, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Archive 3 (As this enters, shuffle the top three cards of your main library into a new face up library. Sacrifice this after the archived library is empty.)
Whenever you draw a card from the archived library, put the top card of your main library on the bottom of the archived library.
{G}: Exchange a card from the archived library with a card from your hand.

Canid Simulacrum enters with each counter on it from among +1/+1, flying, first strike, deathtouch, lifelink, menace, reach, shield, trample, and vigilance. (If it would be dealt damage or destroyed, remove a shield counter from it instead.)
Whenever a creature you control enters, move two random counters from Canid Simulacrum onto that creature.

Cannoncoil Hermit enters with X +1/+1 counters on it.
{1}, {T}: Put a +1/+1 counter on Cannoncoil Hermit.
{1}, {T}, Remove a +1/+1 counter from Cannoncoil Hermit: It deals damage equal to its power to any target.
{3}: Untap Cannoncoil Hermit.

First strike, haste
Play with the top card of your library revealed.
{1}{R}: Darlene gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
Whenever Darlene deals damage to a player, if the top card of your library has mana value equal to the damage dealt, you may cast it without paying its mana cost.

Captain Fina Redtail can't be blocked as long as you control another attacking Pirate.
Whenever Captain Fina Redtail deals combat damage to a player, you may pay {2}. If you do, create a 2/1 black and red Cat Pirate creature token with menace.

Creatures you control have haste and attack each combat if able.
Attacking Soldiers you control get +1/+0.

When Captured Mind dies, create a 3/3 white Construct enchantment creature token.

Flash
When Caronas, Eon Wanderer enters, you gain 2 life and draw two cards if Caronas, Eon Wanderer isn't on the battlefield.
{2}{W}{U}, Discard two cards: Aetherize Caronas. (To aetherize, create a token that's a copy of it, then exile that token.)

When Carrion Scythe enters, if you cast it, you may return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield, then attach Carrion Scythe to it.
Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has deathtouch.
Equip {2}

{3}, {T}: Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield under target player's control. That creature deals damage equal to its power to that player.

{2}, {T}, Sacrifice Cartographer's Chart: Search your library for a land card, reveal it, and put it into your hand, then shuffle.
{2}, {T}, Sacrifice Cartographer's Chart: Draw a card.

Equipped creature gets +1/+1 for each differently named land you control.
Equip {3}

Equipped creature gets +1/+1.
Equip {1}

{2}: Carven Guardian gains reach until end of turn.

If a source would deal damage to a creature in Cascading Zhenzu's pack, prevent 1 of that damage. (Two or more creatures you control with equal power are in a pack.)
{U}: You may switch Cascading Zhenzu's power and toughness until end of turn.

Wander {2}{W}{W} (You may cast this from the battlefield for its wander cost.)
[–1]: Create a 1/1 white Bird creature token with flying or a 2/2 black Cat creature token.
[–2]: If a permanent entering the battlefield under your control this turn causes an ability of a permanent you control to trigger, that ability triggers an additional time.
[–3]: Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control.