msem-instigator

Motley Crew has no name while it's being cast. (It will always make first contact.)
{2}{R}: Creatures you control named Motley Crew get +1/+0 until end of turn.

All creatures get -X/-X until end of turn. X can't be 0.
Whenever a creature dies this turn, create a colorless artifact token named Lotus Petal with “{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color.”

Augmented — At the beginning of combat on your turn, if you've spent {W}{U}{B}{R}{G} to cast spells this turn, untap up to one target land you control. It becomes a 4/4 Elemental creature that's all colors and gains haste and vigilance until end of turn. It's still a land.
{T}: Untap target land. It gains all basic land types until end of turn.

Destroy target artifact.
Cycling {1}{R} ({1}{R}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

When Sentient Contraption enters, create a 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature token with flying.

Return target permanent to its owner's hand.

{1}{R}: Performer of Desire gets +1/+1 and gains menace until end of turn. Then if its power is 4 or greater, you may transform it.

Equipped creature gets +X/+X, where X is the number of cards in your graveyard.
Sacrifice a creature other than equipped creature: Equipped creature gains lifelink and indestructible until end of turn.
Equip {3}

As an additional cost to cast this spell, exile X cards from your graveyard.
Choose one —
• Target player mills X cards.
• Look at the top X cards of your library. Put one into your hand, and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.

Voidtouched Nightblade can't block.
Simulacrum (When this creature dies, exile it from your graveyard. If you do, create a token that is a copy of it except it is a colorless 1/1 Crystal Elf Rogue artifact creature.)

{T}: Add {C}.
{T}: Add one mana of any color among creatures you control.
{X}: Spirit Blossom Shrine becomes an X/X Spirit creature until end of turn. It's still a land. Activate only if you control a creature with power X.

Improve {G} ({G}: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. This costs {1} more to activate for each +1/+1 counter on it. Improve only as a sorcery.)
If a +1/+1 counter would be put on a creature you control, you may put a deathtouch, reach, trample, or vigilance counter on it instead.

{T}: Add {B} or {G}. You lose 1 life unless you have less life than an opponent.

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature.
Return two target creature cards from your graveyard to your hand.

When Artian, Phyrexian Architect enters, search your library for a land card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
At the beginning of your upkeep, put a corruption counter on a land you control. Then create a 1/1 colorless Phyrexian artifact creature token for each land you control with a corruption counter on it.

Concord — When Bazaar Equestrian enters, if there are four or more card types among permanents you control, you gain 4 life.

You may look at the top card of your library any time.
Once each turn, you may cast an instant or sorcery spell from the top of your library.
{4}{R}: Transform Paranormal Convergence. Activate only as a sorcery and only if the total number of instant and/or sorcery cards you own in exile and in your graveyard is seven or more.

Haste
{1}{W}: Fellor Heartstriker gains lifelink until end of turn.

{T}: Add {C}.
{3}{U}: Until end of turn, I's Observatory becomes a 1/4 creature. It's still a land. It has menace if {B} was spent to activate this ability, has first strike if {R} was spent, and assigns combat damage equal to its toughness rather than its power if {G} was spent.

Pay 2 life, Sacrifice a Clue: Draw a card.

Target creature gains trample and haste until end of turn. Harmonize. (Trigger up to one harmony of a permanent you control.)

{G}, {T}: Create a 1/1 green Elf creature token.
{3}{G}{G}, {T}: Create a 3/3 green Beast creature token.

Haste
Sacrifice a land: Trail Blazer explores. You may put a basic land card from your hand onto the battlefield tapped. (Reveal the top card of your library. Put it into your hand if it's a land. Otherwise, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature, then you may put that card in your graveyard.)

Flash
You may cast Angel and Nephilim spells as though they had flash.