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Whenever Distracting Performer becomes tapped, you may tap target creature.

Whenever you make first contact, put a patch counter on Distraction Doll. (You make first contact the first time each turn you cast a spell with a name not in your graveyard or control already.)
{T}: Exile Distraction Doll and target creature with mana value less than or equal to the number of patch counters on it.

Target player reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it. That player discards that card.

Target player discards a card. If you control a Zombie, that player discards an additional card.

As long as your deck contains only red and colorless cards, your minimum deck size is reduced by eight.

Mill five cards. Return any number of cards with cycling abilities milled this way to your hand.
Cycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

When Div of Bonded Souls enters, create a 1/1 colorless Illusion creature token with “This creature is every creature type.”
Whenever a creature you control attacks, it gets +1/+0 until end of turn for each other attacking creature that shares a creature type with it.

Flying
Div of the Endless Thought has all activated and triggered abilities of all other permanents on the battlefield.

Trample

Scry X. (Then exile this card. You may cast the creature later from exile.)

Choose one or both —
• Tap target creature.
• Untap target creature.

Destroy target creature that isn't in a pack. (Two or more creatures a player controls with equal power are in a pack.)

Draw two cards.

Enchant creature
When Divine Ascension enters, you gain 2 life.
Enchanted creature gets +2/+1 and has flying.

Primal {1}{B}{B} (During your turn, you may cast this spell for {1}{B}{B} instead of playing a land.)
Flying
Whenever a creature deals damage to Divine Butcher, destroy that creature. You gain life equal to that creature's toughness.

Lifelink
Crew 2 (Tap any number of creatures you control with total power 2 or greater: This Vehicle becomes an artifact creature until end of turn.)

Divine Conspiracy has flash as long as an Angel, Demon, Faerie, or Spirit you controlled died this turn.
Choose up to two target nonland permanent cards in your graveyard that were put there from the battlefield this turn. Return them to the battlefield.

Counter target spell.
At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control three or more creatures with flying, you may return Divine Denial from your graveyard to your hand.

Put target creature into its owner's library second from the top.

Exile target creature. Return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next end step.
Metamorph {2}{U} (You may cast this card face down as a 2/2 creature for {3}. Turn it face up and cast it at any time for its metamorph cost.)

Wu Xing (Add effects based on the number of colors of mana spent to cast this spell.)
1 | Return up to two target creatures an opponent controls to their owner's hand.
3 | That player puts one card from their hand on top of their library, and another on the bottom.

Enchant creature
When Divine Lockdown enters, tap target creature.
Enchanted creature doesn't untap during its controller's untap step.

Whenever a creature you control enters, you may gain 1 life.
{3}{W}: Populate. (Create a token that's a copy of a creature token you control.)

Put a divinity counter on target creature. It gains “This creature has indestructible as long as it has divinity counter on it.” (This effect lasts indefinitely.)

When Divine Shell enters, create three Function tokens with “Tap target creature.” (They're enchantments. As you cast an instant or sorcery spell, sacrifice any number of Functions to add their effects to that spell.)