Desperate Android enters tapped. Whenever another artifact you control dies for the first time each turn, return Desperate Android from your graveyard to your hand.
There's only one place where this road ever ends up, and it doesn't want to die alone.
Target opponent may have Desperate Contrition deal 4 damage to them. If that player doesn't, you draw three cards. Agonize (You may cast this card from your graveyard by putting a -1/-1 counter on a creature you control in addition to paying its other costs. Then exile this card.)
Assault {1}{B}(Whenever this attacks, if it has no +1/+1 counters on it, you may pay its assault cost to put a +1/+1 counter on it.) Whenever a creature you control assaults, you may have target creature get -2/-2 until end of turn.
Rapport — Whenever Desraen, Serpent's Will and at least one other creature you control become tapped, you may cast target instant or sorcery card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard without paying its mana cost. If that spell would be put into your graveyard, exile it instead.
Whenever you create one or more tokens, put a rift counter on Destabilizing the Rifts. As long as Destabilizing the Rifts has seven or more rift counters on it, creature tokens you control can't leave the battlefield.
Align X (Choose modes with total ★ less than or equal to X. You may choose modes multiple times.) • ★ — Create a 1/1 white Soldier creature token. • ★★ — Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control. • ★★★★★ — Exile each permanent your opponents control. Return them to the battlefield under their owner's control at the beginning of your next upkeep.
As an additional cost to cast this spell, you may sacrifice a creature. Return to the battlefield a creature card in your graveyard that was put there from the battlefield this turn.
For each creature that's attacking you or a planeswalker you control, create a 1/1 blue Bird creature token with flying.
The cries of the birds finally ceased as night fell. The survivors came together, certain their terror was over. But as the sun rose once more, so too did the flock.
{2}, {T}: Exile target creature. Return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next end step. Activate only as a sorcery.
“Oh, isn't it so sad to think about the good times, for you and I?” —Sesilius of Wicked Ways