msem-instigator

Whenever you cast a spell that's white, blue, black, or green, put a +1/+1 counter on Hesitant Vanguard.
Surpass {5}{R} ({5}{R}: Transform this creature. This costs {1} less to activate for each counter on it. Activate only as a sorcery.)

Scry 2, then create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with “{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color.”)
Monument {2}{R} (You may cast this transformed from your graveyard for its monument cost. Exile it if it would leave the battlefield or not resolve.)

Flash
When Highpoint Guru enters, scry X, where X is the number of Monks you control.

Flying, lifelink

Create X 1/1 blue Boar Dragon creature tokens with flying. (Then exile this card. You may cast the creature later from exile.)

When Hoof Cliff Caretaker enters, return target card of an opponent's choice from your graveyard to your hand.

Trample, haste

Lifelink
Whenever you gain life, you may transform Hopeful Caretaker. If you don't, put a +1/+1 counter on it.

When you attain Hopeless Lanonshee, create two 1/1 black Construct artifact creature tokens.
Whenever a creature dies, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.

Whenever Hopeless Romantic or another creature you control dies, each opponent loses 1 life.
Attain {3}{B} ({3}{B}: Transform this. Spend at least three colors of mana to activate this, and only as a sorcery.)

Chosen one ({W}{U}{B}{R}{G}: Transform this permanent.)
Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, scry 1, then Horizon Augur gets +1/+1 until end of turn.

When Horizon Gazer enters, reveal the top two cards of your library. Put a noncreature card revealed this way into your hand and the rest into your graveyard.
Ascend {3}{G} ({3}{G}: Exile this creature, then return it to the battlefield transformed. Ascend only as a sorcery.)

Up to one target creature gains flying until end of turn. (Then exile this card. You may cast the creature later from exile.)

{T}: Hotblooded Sorcerer deals 1 damage to target player or planeswalker.
Attain {3}{R} ({3}{R}: Transform this. Spend at least three colors of mana to activate this, and only as a sorcery.)

Creatures you control have “{T}: Add {C} or one mana of any of this creature's colors.”
Attain {5}{G} ({5}{G}: Transform this. Spend at least three colors of mana to activate this, and only as a sorcery.)

When Iekin's Portal enters, look at the top five cards of your library. Put one into your hand and the rest into your graveyard.
{1}{U}{U}: Transform Iekin's Portal. Activate only if your fealty to Islands is five or greater.

Indestructible
You have no maximum hand size.
Whenever an opponent draws a card, you draw a card.
If you would lose the game other than for having 0 or less life, you win the game instead. (Another player winning the game does not cause you to lose the game.)

Flying
Whenever Immaculate Clouddasher attacks, up to three target creatures gain flying until end of turn.

Hexproof, indestructible
You don't lose the game for having 0 or less life.
For each 1 life you would lose while you have 0 or less life, instead put a -1/-1 counter on a creature you control with toughness 1 or greater.

As long as Inconspicuous Platypus is enchanted or equipped, he's a 3/3 legendary Platypus Rogue named Agent P and can't be blocked.

Whenever you cast a spell, untap Inglorious Blaze.
{T}: Inglorious Blaze deals 1 damage to target player or planeswalker.

{T}: Add one mana of any color.
Whenever you tap Ingrained Virago for mana, each opponent loses 1 life.

Flying
Attain {4}{B} ({4}{B}: Transform this. Spend at least three colors of mana to activate this, and only as a sorcery.)

Whenever Inishtu, Desert Healer enters or attacks, surveil 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put that card into your graveyard.)
At the beginning of your upkeep, if seven or more cards are in your graveyard, you may transform Inishtu.

Indestructible
{2}{B}, Exile two cards from your graveyard: Each opponent loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.