msem-instigator

Untap target creature. It gets +1/+1 for each token you control until end of turn.

Choose one—
• Target creature gets -3/-3 until end of turn.
• All creatures get -1/-1 until end of turn.

{T}: Add {C}.
Tap three differently named untapped Academies you control: Put a +1/+1 counter on target permanent. Activate only as a sorcery.

You have no maximum hand size.
{T}: Add {C}.
{3}, {T}: Create a Vial token. (It's an artifact with “{1}, Sacrifice this and another permanent: Draw a card. Activate only during your turn.”)

{T}: Add {C}.
{T}, Sacrifice Alchemist's Abode and another permanent: Draw a card. Activate only during your turn.

Equipped creature and creatures you control that share a name with it get +1/+0.
Whenever equipped creature attacks, create a tapped and attacking token that's a copy of that creature, except it's not legendary. Exile that token at the beginning of the next end step.
Equip {2}

When Alchemist's Kit enters, you may return target creature to its owner's hand.
2U, Sacrifice Alchemist's Kit: Draw a card.

{T}, Pay 1 life: Add {G} or {U}.
{2}, {T}, Sacrifice Alchemist's Laboratory and another permanent: Draw a card. Activate only during your turn.

{T}, Sacrifice a Treasure, Gold, or permanent named Lotus Petal: Add two mana of any one color.
{T}, Sacrifice a Clue or Omen: Scry 2, then draw a card.
{T}, Sacrifice an Idol: Put two +1/+1 counters on target creature.
{T}, Sacrifice a Food: You gain 6 life.
{T}, Sacrifice a Bullet: Alchemos, Efficiency Engine deals 3 damage to any target.

When Alder Courtier dies, you gain 4 life.

Deathtouch
Whenever a creature you don't control dies, choose one —
• Create a Treasure token.
• You draw a card and you lose 1 life.

Deathtouch
When Aldrane's Masterpiece enters, look at the top six cards of your library. You may put a Zombie card with lesser mana value from among them onto the battlefield. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
Other Zombies you control get +1/+1.

{2}{B}, {T}, Discard a card: Create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token. If a noncreature card was discarded this way, that token enters tapped.

Vigilance, lifelink
At the beginning of each end step, if you gained life or glory this turn, you get a glory counter. (You lose glory counters before life. A player with ten or more glory counters wins the game.)

Create two 3/1 red and white Goblin Soldier creature tokens with haste. Creatures you control gain indestructible until end of turn.

At the beginning of your upkeep, you may sacrifice a Goblin. If you do, Alenian Boom Squad deals 2 damage to any target.

When Alenian Cruel-Star enters, put a +1/+1 counter on it if you control another Goblin.

Other Goblins you control get +1/+0 and have menace.

Equipped creature gets +1/+0 for each Equipment attached to it.
Equip {1}

Haste
Experience (Whenever this creature attacks, if it has fewer than three +1/+1 counters on it, put a +1/+1 counter on it.)

Menace
At the beginning of your upkeep, put a prize counter on target permanent you don't control.
Whenever a permanent with a prize counter on it is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, return it to the battlefield under your control.

Aleud Beastmaster has frenzy X, where X is the number of unblocked attacking creatures you control. (Whenever it attacks and isn't blocked, it gets +X/+0 until end of turn.)

Frenzy 1 (Whenever this creature attacks and isn't blocked, it gets +1/+0 until end of turn.)
Aleud Bladedancer has hexproof as long as it's attacking.

Frenzy 2 (Whenever this creature attacks and isn't blocked, it gets +2/+0 until end of turn.)
Whenever Aleud Blademaster becomes blocked, it gains double strike until end of turn.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 and has hexproof.
Sacrifice Aleud Grace: Enchanted creature gains indestructible until end of turn.