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Parish Paragon gets +1/+1 for each creature you control.
All damage that would be dealt to other creatures you control not named Parish Paragon is dealt to Parish Paragon instead.

As long as your deck contains only white and colorless cards, your minimum deck size is reduced by eight.

Creatures your opponents control enter tapped.
{7}{W}: Tap all creatures target player controls.

Prismatic — Whenever you cast a multicolored spell, create a 1/1 blue Bird creature token with flying. It gains haste until end of turn.
Whenever three or more creatures you control deal combat damage to a player, draw a card.

Exile the top card of your library, a card from your hand, and a card from your graveyard. Put one of the exiled cards on top of your library, one into your hand, and the other into your graveyard.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +1/+0 and has haste.
Once each turn, when enchanted creature becomes tapped, you may add {R}{R}. Until end of turn, you don't lose this mana as steps and phases end.

When target creature or planeswalker dies this turn, return that card to the battlefield under your control. Destroy that permanent.

When Path to Battle enters, draw a card, then choose a card name.
Whenever you cast a noncreature spell with the chosen name, create a 1/1 red Warrior creature token with haste.

When Paths Untaken enters, draw a card.
If a spell or ability would have you choose a card name, you may choose two card names instead. (It follows the same restrictions. Effects of that spell or ability apply for each name chosen for it.)

Whenever you cast an instant spell during your main phase, copy that spell. You may choose new targets for the copies.

Patient Optimizer gets +4/+4 as long as it has four or more kinds of counters on it.
Whenever you draw your second card each turn, upgrade Patient Optimizer. (Give it one of the listed counters it doesn't already have.)
• +1/+1
• Flying
• Hexproof
• Prowess

Flying
Whenever you foretell a card or cast a foretold spell, each opponent loses 3 life unless they sacrifice a creature or discard a card.

Hexproof
Spells you cast cost {1} less to cast for each creature you control that shares a creature type with that spell.

When Paul's Finest Act enters, search your library for a legendary red card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
Creatures you control get +1/+0 as long as you've cast a noncreature spell this turn.

Prowess
Whenever you cast your first instant or sorcery spell from your hand during each of your turns, if it doesn't have compose, it gains compose. (Then if you cast this from your hand, exile it and create a Saga token with “r3—You may cast a copy of this card from exile without paying its mana cost.”)

Menagerie — When Paw Valley Alpha enters, if there are five or more creature types among creatures you control, you may destroy target artifact or enchantment.

Creatures you control get +3/+3 and gain trample until end of turn.
Menagerie — If there are five or more creature types among creatures you control, until end of turn, each of those creatures can't be blocked by more than one creature.

Exile up to one target creature you control until your next end step. (Then exile this card. You may play the land later from exile.)

Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it. If you can't, they discard a card. Otherwise, that player discards a card, then if they didn't discard the chosen card, you create a tapped Treasure token. (It's an artifact with “{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color.”)

Gain control of up to two target creatures or planeswalkers until end of turn. Untap them. They gain haste until end of turn. Pay the Right Price deals 3 damage to each of them at the beginning of the next end step.

{G}, Discard a noncreature card: Reveal the top five cards of your library. You may put a creature card with mana value X or less from among them into your hand, where X is the discarded card's mana value plus one. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.

Choose one —
• Counter target noncreature spell.
• Peer into the Cosmos deals 3 damage to target creature.
• Until end of turn, damage that would reduce your life total to less than 1 reduces it to 1 instead.
Monument {1}{U}{R}{W} (You may cast this transformed from your graveyard for its monument cost. Exile it if it would leave the battlefield or not resolve.)

At the beginning of your postcombat main phases, add an amount of {R} equal to the number of creatures you controlled that dealt combat damage to a player or planeswalker this turn.

Pelagic Hydra enters with seven +1/+1 counters on it.
{1}{G}: Put a +1/+1 counter on Pelagic Hydra.
Remove a +1/+1 counter from Pelagic Hydra: It deals 1 damage to target creature blocking or blocked by it.

Whenever Penny and Pete attacks, gain control of up to one target noncreature permanent and up to one target creature until end of turn. Untap the noncreature permanent, then tap the creature. It's attacking.