msem-instigator

Mill four cards, then return any number of creature cards with total mana value 4 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Create three 1/1 colorless Servo artifact creature tokens.
Exile Unending Armies. At the beginning of your upkeep, if you have more life than each opponent, you may cast it without paying its mana cost. Otherwise, put it into your graveyard.

Exile target nonland permanent if its mana value is less than or equal to the number of creatures you control.
Lifecycle {3} ({3}, Discard this card: Create two tapped 1/1 colorless Elemental creature tokens.)

When Unite Against Evil enters, return target creature card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield.
Menagerie — Whenever you attack, if there are five or more creature types among creatures you control, put a +1/+1 counter on target attacking creature and untap it.

Look at the top six cards of your library. Put up to two creature cards with mana value 3 or less from among them onto the battlefield. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order. Then you gain 1 life for each Angel, Demon, Faerie, and/or Spirit you control.

Enchant creature
As long as it's your turn, enchanted creature has indestructible.
Whenever enchanted creature attacks, it deals damage equal to its toughness to any target.

Create X 1/1 white Nymph creature tokens. Until end of turn, creatures you control gain protection from each color among permanents you controlled as you cast United Force.

Lifelink
Augmented — Whenever you cast a spell, if you've spent {W}{U}{B}{R}{G} to cast spells this turn, put a +1/+1 counter on United Guardian. It loses this ability and gains “Whenever United Guardian attacks, create two 1/1 blue Elemental creature tokens with flying that are tapped and attacking.”

Cadence (Whenever you cast a spell, if its mana value is greater than this creature's power, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.)
United Patrol can block an additional creature each combat.

Until end of turn, you can't lose the game, your opponents can't win the game, and your life total can't change.

Other creatures you control get +1/+0.
At the beginning of combat on your turn, create a 1/1 red Human creature token with haste.

{G/W}: If Unlikeliest Heroes doesn't have a +1/+1 counter on it, put a +1/+1 counter on it.
{2}{G/W}{G/W}: If Unlikeliest Heroes has a +1/+1 counter on it and doesn't have vigilance, put two +1/+1 counters and a vigilance counter on it.
{3}{G/W}{G/W}{G/W}: If Unlikeliest Heroes has vigilance and not indestructible, put four +1/+1 counters and an indestructible counter on it.

{6}{W}: Tap all creatures target player controls.

Draw two cards. Then target opponent may give themselves two poison counters. If they don't, draw two cards.
{1}, Discard Unravel Prophecy: Add one mana of any color. Scry 1.

Prowess
Whenever Unseen Hand attacks, exile target noncreature, nonland card with mana value 1 or less from your graveyard. Copy that card. You may cast the copy. (You still pay its costs.)

{T}: Target attacking or blocking creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.

Cadence (Whenever you cast a spell, if its mana value is greater than this creature's power, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.)

Disgraced 1 (This enters with a -1/-1 counter. Whenever it deals combat damage to a player, remove all -1/-1 counters from it.)
Attain {3}{W} ({3}{W}: Transform this. Spend at least three colors of mana to activate this, and only as a sorcery.)

When Unwitting Fanatic enters, create a 3/2 colorless Horror creature token.
Sacrifice Unwitting Fanatic: Another target permanent you control gains hexproof and indestructible until end of turn.

Choose one —
• Unwrite deals 3 damage to target attacking or blocking creature.
• Destroy target artifact.
• Destroy target enchantment.

Distribute two +1/+1 counters among one or two target creatures.

Rhapsody {4}{R}{W} (Pay {4}{R}{W} to cast this as a 4/4, or as a sorcery to make it become a 4/4.)
Lifelink, haste

At the beginning of each combat, harmonize twice. (To harmonize, trigger up to one harmony of a permanent you control.)
Harmony — Target creature gets +1/+1 and your choice of flying, haste, or vigilance until end of turn.

Flying (This creature can't be blocked except by creatures with flying or reach.)
Menagerie — When Uplifting Companion enters, if there are five or more creature types among creatures you control, up to two target creatures you control gain flying until end of turn.

Create a 2/2 white Angel creature token with flying.
Coalesce {6}{W}{W} (You may cast this from your graveyard for {6}{W}{W}. If you do, it enters as a Horror creature after it resolves. Exile it if it would leave the battlefield or not resolve.)
Flying