Some Lafterii get easily distracted and it takes more time for them to achieve results. However, they happen to be the most imaginative wizards, and when they finish their goals the result is usually spectacular.
This spell costs {1} less for each Pirate and/or Rogue you control. Counter target spell unless its controller pays {3}. If that spell is countered this way, exile it instead of putting it into its owner's graveyard.
Whenever you make first contact, put a patch counter on Distraction Doll. (You make first contact the first time each turn you cast a spell with a name not in your graveyard or control already.) {T}: Exile Distraction Doll and target creature with mana value less than or equal to the number of patch counters on it.
Her last possession was gone, but at least she wasn't.
When Div of Bonded Souls enters, create a 1/1 colorless Illusion creature token with “This creature is every creature type.” Whenever a creature you control attacks, it gets +1/+0 until end of turn for each other attacking creature that shares a creature type with it.
Creations of the Elder Demons, Div represent the worsts of humanity. Attempting to pressure humans into falling into unending spirals, div live to corrupt.
Primal {1}{B}{B}(During your turn, you may cast this spell for {1}{B}{B} instead of playing a land.) Flying Whenever a creature deals damage to Divine Butcher, destroy that creature. You gain life equal to that creature's toughness.
Divine Conspiracy has flash as long as an Angel, Demon, Faerie, or Spirit you controlled died this turn. Choose up to two target nonland permanent cards in your graveyard that were put there from the battlefield this turn. Return them to the battlefield.
Counter target spell. At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control three or more creatures with flying, you may return Divine Denial from your graveyard to your hand.